Failed Missionz (The Parody) *Editing*

[®onnie ®ude]

A/n: Ok, at first I made this and was happy with the result, but I didn't finish it. So I'm going to go through it now and change some of the characters around. Also I'll add in a few things to make it better. New Characters are Garuno who will be replacing Hiten and I also added Jpimpin, Tjad, Cohefts, Gearhead,and Kaosu.

Chapter I: Mission 1 - The Bank Heist

GmR had been with a few of his friends. The usual friends that any normal kids mother would call the wrong crowd. . Here he had been rolling dice and having some pretty good luck.

"Sevens right there, wheres my money?" GmR boasted grasping his hat and slanting it to the side to make his wave cap visible.

Everyone then stopped and eyed him as if he were crazy,"But, were broke..."One stated matter of factly.

GmR nods his head as if just realizing that.

The Rat stood up abruptly and pulled out the lint from his pockets. This further proved everyone's point. When he finished he shouted, "I'm tired of this craap holmes, we need to fill up our pockets, esay."

Sh1n1 nodded and quietly added,"I hear Turbo Jugend's hiring. Plus you get a free Denim Jacket."Everyone eyes him weirdly before asking what in the hell is that.

"No need my furom pals because ENMA DAIOH has given me the prophecy of one of the greatest plans ever." Defectron announced over all the gloomy members.

"Oh god here we go again..."Taff whispered and attempted to to cover her ears only to elbow K2110 in the nose.

"Ahh!"

Taff noticed this and quickly bowed her head in hope of forgiveness.

While this was happening Defectron continued on," We should rob a bank and use the spoils to better ourselves in the fight for survival in society."

"Survival in society? What would you know of survival? My black brothers and sisters have been whipped, enslaved, crushed, and beaten." GmR screeched enraged at her previous statement.

"Oh you have no idea!" Defectron replied.

1 Hour later...
"And that is how I defeated the giant oct-a-pus monstah!"

Tearra claps happily.

"Ok, ok, so whats the plan again?"Garuno whispered in a female voice only to cough and unleash a masculine one.

"Theres been a rumor goin around that The bank doesn't lock the window on the fifth floor." Vash informed.

"Rumor? You mean rumour?" GmR chuckled only to be smacked by Vash with a dictionary. Everyone then shares a laugh and Sh1n1 calls him a noob.

"Racist!" The black lad began to chant in a sing song voice only to have the others sigh and cover their ears.

"There comes a time in ever black man's life when he finds himself not being treated as an equal..."GmR began as a spotlight began to shine on him and a piano tune in D' minor began to play.."Its soo hard to be black..."

Gear Head interrupts."But, you my friend smoke crack!"

Then Nexas replies in a bored voice,"Yea, but thats whack..."

"Take that back!"The Rat shouts as he begins to roll a fatty with John.

"Not its okay cause I'm black...people say that cause their racist!" GmR sang.

"Well they hit on me...so their sexist!" Tearra added.

Sh1n1 smirked before singing,"Well they hit on you because your well-endowed and I hate him because he's the color of bowels...ya I'm a racist!

"Yep, you outta face it, a world with free blacks has limitations...along with us and our imigrations." The Rat sighed.

"Well, I don't care if he's white or black he still resembles Michael Jackson..."Defectron announced.

Just then then the tune haults and Nexas laughed before adding,"O SNAP, Defectron's crackin!"

GmR began to fume...

"Ok so heres the groups, Ok Sh1n1, Kaosu and Cohefts will be 1 group...when Cohefts decides to wake up that is."Defectron, Jpimpin and K2110 is anouther, GmR, Gearhead, and The Rat-"

"WTF?, why do I get him?" The Rat questioned. "What have I done to deserve this."

"Hey, I couldn't be that bad?" asked GmR.

Rat thought it over quickly before shuddering and replying, "Nah, Garuno is worse."

Vash shook his head and sighed before continuing."Nexes is with Taff *snicker* Garuno with Rylock and Tjad and Tearra with well what do you know, me."

"I don't know if thats a good..."GmR began only to hear everyone tell him to shut up.

Sh1n1 smirked with a red evil glint in his eyes," While the others are out doing the mission I will sneak away and look at porn."

Meanwhile...At The Bank.

VashonFs smirked motioning for Tearra to follow him. She understood that he wanted to scale the building and climb in the 5th story window. Then they would make their way through the bank and unlock the back door where everyone else was supposed to be.

"Umm why can't you scale the building and I'll just wait down here?"Tearra suggested.

Vash showed a look of shock before asking,"Your not afraid of heights are you?"

"No."

They had both forgotten about Jpimpin who replied," I am..."

His hand then points to GmR who had been currently blowing kisses Tearra's way and Garuno blowing kisses Jpimpin's way. "Are you afraid of them?" His eyes then glanced back to the two only to see her almost halfway up the building and Jpimpin' Using his shurukins as climbing tools to scale the building."I knew that would work..." As Vash stated this he started up after them.

As they climbed on the others looked on with conversations of their brewing.

"So do you think they'll fall?" Rylock asked.

Then came Taff's reply."Wow just think of the stain that they would make." As she finished everyone eyed her with a look of shock except Defectron who gave her a look of complete understanding.

"She'd make a pretty stain..." GmR whispered however loud enough for K2110 to hear.

"Nah her tits are to big..."He whispered.

"Ya think so?" GmR questioned.

"Know so."

The Rat looked on disgusted and sat down with his back to the wall. Pulling out a book of latin culture he breathed a breath from his mask and began to read.Next to him Gearhead sat down and began reading a book of Mechanics.

Nexas and Rylock currently had been debating if Cactaur or the Chocobo were better characters in final fantasy.
It had gone on for awihle until GmR stated that neither of them were developing characters so they both cannot be stated as very useful at all. Each noded agreeingly and they for a moment believed that he was actually smart.

After hearing that The Rat had enough of them all. "I can't get any reading done with you talking on an on about meaningless stuff."

"Whacha reading there." Defectron questioned while tilting her head to the side.

"The Great Book of Latin/Mechanics !"Gearhead and The Rat stated in sync and whipped a tear from their eyes before adding,"Its beautiful isn't it."

"Pretty lame if you ask me..." Taff noted causing The the two's shoulders to sag in sadness. As the tears fooged up The Rat's gas mask he pushed open the back door of the Bank and ran inside.

"Now see what you did?" Rylock sighed.

K2110 agreed and added that someone should go in after him.

"Wait a minute, that door was open the whole time?!?" Tjad shouted.

"Yea, he's right, what were the chances. So lets go inside shall we?" Nexes spoke. Everyone agreed on just that.

"Ok so what about The Rat?" GmR asked.

"Omg! Rat? where?" Garuno sqeaked only to have everyone eye him suspiciously.

"Umm, well he is supposed to be in your group, so you go find him." Taff suggested before walking inside.

Everyone else then nodded before also going in leaving poor GmR all by his lonesome.

"I hate being black..." He whispered before also going in.

Meanwhile on the 5th floor Jpimpin,Tearra and Vash had been stumbling in the dark in hopes of finding a light switch.

"I got it!" Vash whispered.

Tearra sighed before stating,"Thats my ass..."

" Sorry..."

"Let go already..."

"Sorry."

While this was going on a plan was brewing in Jpimpin's mind. Maybe he could have a chance to cop a feel on that fine holiday swine Tearra had nestled in those tight jeans of hers. Slowly he stalked on a shadowy figure in the dark.

"Ok now I got it." As he finished Tearra prepared for the worst but gave a sigh of relief as the light switch clicked on. This relief however lasted mere seconds as her vision was violated with images of girls in suggestive positions all over the room.

"Oh wow."Vash whispered however he wasn't talking about the room...

"My, my what a fine peace of heaven you've got there...keep those cheeks closed so St. Peter can give you a blessing..."

"Jpimpin...wrong ass man..."He whispered in horror.

"You sure this is a bank?" Spades questioned shutting her eyes. " Eww! I never knew you two were gay..."

Jpimpin looked over at Tearra and then down at his hand and then curled into a fetal position and cried.

"You think he'll be okay?" She asked sorta feeling sorry for him. However Vash ignored her and took in his surroundings."Vash...I think your touching me again...Eww!"

"Sorry..."

Back to GmR...

Currently GmR had been looking all over the First floor of the Bank as the others searched for the vault. Not to much later he stumbled infront of the vault cracked open with munching noises coming from inside.

"Rat, is that you man?" As he looked inside he saw Gearhead aswell. "Where the hell have you two been?"

"Eh,easy esay! Look what we found." The Rat greeted holding up a transparent cup.

John grinned with pudding dropping out of his mouth..."Just like mum use to make!"

"What is it?" GmR questioned as they continued to devour it.

"Pudding holmes!"

"Get out of here! Stop holding out!" GmR mused as he sat down and began digging in.

Then came Garuno, Nexas,Kaosu,K2110, Defectron, Tjad and Rylock who joined in eating the tasty snack.

Garuno savored the taste in thought before stating." It has a familar taste..."

"The taste of Happiness!!!!!" Defectron sang while adding a generous amount of BBQ sauce to his.

Rylock's head began to spin around in 360s as if the pudding rejuvenated him.

Then everyone decided to pour all of the pudding on the floor and swim in it. Just as the fun started Taff appeared near the vault with a bewildered expression on her face.

"Why.Is.Everyone.Swimming.In.Semen?" As she finished she eyed the scene as if it were a sin.

Kaosu's head exploded inwhich caused a chain reaction with Tjad and his exploded too.

GmR's lip quivered.

The Rat cried.

Nexes excused himself.

Rylock's head kept on spinning as he puked his guts out.

Defectron and K2110 had heart failure.


And Gearhead kept on eating before spitting it out. Then all eyes rested on him as he still kept eating.

Then came the voices of Vash, Jpimpin, and Tearra,"He guys you'll never believe what kind of bank this...Oh."

Afterwards Sh1n1 and Cohefts arrived on the spot.
The kid took pictures while Cohefts preceeded to appoint himself as clean up crew.

"Golly guys, why would anyone waste all this pudding?"he questioned between mouthfuls.

"Ok, If you two are in here who's keeping look out?" Vash asked.

Sh1n1 shrugged before relizaton hit," Oh so that was what we were supposed to do!"

Suddenly a group of cops appeared. The commander walked between his officers to look on in disgust. "You people are sick..."He whispered.

Just then Nexes appeared from out of the restroom only to see the cops and did a 360 right back inside.

Then Cohefts finished eating and burrped causing a massive soundwave that knocked over each and every container of semen. And then yawned and fell asleep.

In slomotion GmR screamed in protest as gallons of the white substance drowned them all.

Back in the bathroom Nexes was in their with some guy named Jamal who was tearing it up."Gawd man that craps not healthy!"

Nexas could no longer take the smell and decided to peak outside only to allow it inside and he and Jamal also drowned.

Chapter 2: The Room

h()LY 5h1T wHy 5() ^^4Ny ()f y()U 5h^^u<K5!!!

A black ball lay ith the middle of the floor as a multicolored beams withdrew from it and materialized a GmR running in his sleep, Defectron flapping against the ground like a fish, Nexes flying backwards, Rylock and Garuno crying and holding each other, The Rat kissing the ground as if thankful for dry land, Tearra butt naked for some random reason, Vash in the corner, a fainted Taff, a perverted Sh1n1 snapping photos of Tearra, K2110 holding his nose as if swimming,and Cohefts who appeared and began freaking out until he fell asleep.

As everyone looked around they noticed a mcdonald's outside and they couldn't touch the doors our windows. However K2110 wouldn't stop trying.

"I got it this time guys I'm sure...hmm..."Came his voice each time he made an attempt.

"Just give it up loli." The Rat sighed.

"Alright who said it?"Loliman-er I mean K2110 shouted like a mad man.

Each and every person there pointed to GmR without hesitation. Well except for Cohefts who was still muttering in his sleep.

Behind GmR's pain gurtling screams and K2110's war crys you could hear Defectron cheering the battle on as others stopped watching already knowing who the victor would be.

"3...2...1"They stated in sync.

Doink!

Afterwards GmR came into veiw weilding a piko-piko hammer."Jackie chan should be out for a bit...I need a smoke."

Just then Kaosu and Gearhead appeared huddled in a corner with Tjad coming next standing in his B-Boy stance. Then lastly Jpimpin appeared curled in yet another fetal position. However instead of being his normal height he was in a chibi ninninform.

After he stated this Tearra awoke to discover her clothes were missing...However she had been use to this happening for awihle now and wandered around in the nude. No one seemed to mind at all either.

The Rat answered GmR's request by rolling a giant fatty blunt which they precceded to smoke near the Gantz ball. Each blowing hefty amounts of chronic exhuast on the ball.

Soon the sphere began to malfunction stating stupid Gantz texts in 1337 that only Garuno could decipher.

The First one was:

+h4+ +w45 5u^^ go0d 5h1+

Which was deciphered as:

"That twas sum good shit."

The 2nd was:

1 G4RUN() 4^^ g4y 4nd 4^^ n3w h0^^o (lol)

Which was deciphered as:

"I Garuno am...Hey!" Garuno began but discovered Gantz trickery.

GmR chuckled before passing to Gearhead and stating,"You know gantz you is my homeboy, I gotta say straight up you is the dude. Us black guys gotta stick together."

Gantz: u^^ ^^ +h4nk5 f0r 13lun+ 13u+ +h4+ d0n'+ ^^43n y0ur 13l4ck 455 w0n'+ d13!

"Yea gantz holmes I love you." The Rat stated and began to hug him.

Gantz: n4h, h1^^ +h3n y0u!

Gearhead stood at this and began drawing circles on the ball with his index finger.

Gantz: +h4+ +1<KL35!!!

Vash then stood and cleared his throat."I don't mean to ruin your 'pot-smoking' but if you haven't noticed, their are no windows and everyone will get intoxicated!"

Just then Defectron began to scream and run around in a desperate panick before suddenly calming down."Its as if Defectron's, energy has gone away..." Everyone eyed him as he actually sat down without fidgeting or anything. He actually looked like a normal person.

"Chronic works in mysterious ways." Taff stated.

"Alright boys! Time to get your licking!" Tearra announced in a dominatrix getup with a black abyss whip.

Sh1n1 and Gmr look at each other and then back at her and began to stick their tonges out as if they were little dogs. Jpimpin hops on his feet at the crack of the whip.

"When I whip you boys I want you to call me your princess...got it?"Tearra ordered while each nodded.

Then came the first lashing...

"Prahhhhpraah ahhh" Sh1n1 yelped.

"princess! princess! princess!" GmR screamed obviously loving the torture.

"MY ASIAN PRINCESS! MY ASIAN AHHH!"Jpimpin choked out.

"Aww sh1n1, I can't hear you plea!" Tearra pouted only to inflict more pain on his rear end.

"AHHHHH make her stop!" Sh1n1 shouted and ran out the main room.

Tearra smiled evilly back at GmR and Jpimpin. "Looks like I only have two naughty boy to punish."

GmR glared at Jpimpin while the chibi ninja then looked up to the heavens and began to thank god for the blessing he had given him.

"This is time for me to testout my new whip." Spades then whipped out a whip covered in studs.

Jpimpin took one glance at the whip and took shelter behind the Gantz ball.

The black boy only put on an innocent face not knowing what was in store for him.

Gantz: ^^4k35 y0u +h1nk b4<k +o 5l4v3ry

Then came GmR's screams.

"Princess! Princess! Princess! Princess!"

"Don't call me princess, call me your queen!"

Everyone looked on wide eyed before Garuno spoke,"Shouldn't we ya, know help him?"

Everyone slowly shook their heads and tried to ignore the loud screams inwhich pressed on further.

Just then K2110 awoke to the smell of weed in the air and had the sudden urge to be "Loli". With quick haste he spinned in a fast paced circle and there he stood with a school girl uniform and pig tails in his hair.

"I knew it! I knew you were loli! You see that guys."Rylock announced while others had no choice but to believe it true."You hear that Nexas?"

Gantz: wh0 1n +h3 h3ll 15 N3x35?

Cohefts rubbed the sleepy dust from his eyes before shrugging.

Nexas looked down at him inconfusion at why he was so sleepy. "Excuse me, little-"

"little girl? Where" K2110 interrupted.

Tjad, Rylock, and Vash then stood and dragged the maniac out of the room. "Hey, GmR's piko-piko hammer..." Came one of their voices.

Meanwhile GmR crawled in a corner frightened of Tearra Spades. "Your a monstah!" When he finished he began to sniffle and inch away as if violated.

Just as Tearra was about to catch him a loud music played throught the room...

It had been the final fantasy chocobo song...Behind the Ball Jpimpin had hooked up a DDR pad and began trying to beat GmR's score.

Gantz: 4ww 5h1+ wr0ng 5ong 5orry!<U+ D4+ 5h1+ 0u+ dJ 5hU5h1!

Each eyed the ball and then Nexes who began to tap his foot to the song. When everyone noticed he defended himself by saying,"Hey its a really good song!"

Gantz: I w4n+ y0u 5h^^u<k5 +o kIll +hI5 4l13n!

Everyone gasps and stares wide eyed as GmR's picture appears.

Tjad whips out a shotgun and aims it along with, Gearhead who pulls out a rocket launcher, Kaosu who pulls out a Deagle to his face.

"What? its a desert eagle...sheesh." He defends himself before turning his attention back to GmR.

"Ok, Rock, paper,scissors on who gets to kill em?" Nexas anounces with a smirk.

Gantz: Ju5+ k1dd1ng...

Then a picture of an Alien appears that resembles Demonicmuse.

"Hey do we know that guy?" Rylock questioned only to be ignored.

[Hiten]

very nice keep going

[(T)rust me.]

Dude...wtf? XD Oh well. It definitely keep me reading. Though, it seems as though you've gotten some genders mixed up. Taff's a guy. o.o And you made K2110 a chick in the later half of the story...oh well.

[Defectron]

Taff's a guy. o.o And you made K2110 a chick in the later half of the story...oh well

And I'm an asexual robot tentacle monkey, really! Aslo if your going to change k110 you need to make him Sayumi because that's his secret fantasy

Just to let everyone know, vengeance will be mine, not yours but mine! Yes very soon....

Coming to a theater near you....GMR the FANFIC

[dead]

is my character that emo? very funny indeed, and even more fun with random latin stuff. Even if that's only chicanos.

[demonicmuse]

it's certainly...original...

[taff]

I'm not a girl xD But well, this is cool thought

[Thels]

gmr said:

A/n: Ok heres my plan to take the most craziest forum ppls and have them attempt a mission.

Guess I don't count as crazy? :S

[dead]

The Rat had currently been admiring the Psp's. It could do everything. You could even say it was perfect. A frown began to slowly form on his face as he whispered,"Almost too perfect..."He then attempted to drop it only to have a safety parachute release from inside the hand held system.

Dude! stolen joke from decline of gaming 3!!

[K2110]

Umm.. I think GmR doesn't get what "loliman" means... It's not that I become a little girl o.O!!!!... it's that (according to some ppl here... actually almost everyone) I'm into little girls, that's why I0'm loliman, you could say it means that I'm into lolitas lol!!!... but aside form that weird transformation and saying some of the dudes were girls, it was fun ^^... *thumbs up*

[®onnie ®ude]

Chapter 3: Mission 2: The Muse

Everyone moved in close to examine the picture. Including Rylock who had been mere inches away along with with Nexas as the Giant ball sprung open knocking them unconscious. Over Nexas' head little cactuars danced about while little kittens meowed in circles around Rylock's.

Everyone ignored their fallen comrades and made their way to the items now on display.

Their were A-guns, B-guns, C-rifles, controllers, and gray suitcases with each of their names on it.

GmR ignored the events behind him in his constant escape from Tearra. Quickly he made haste inside a room and closed the door and locked it behind him.

Then he began to place various items infront of the door as if to barracade it.

"Ah, that takes care of that." As he finished he turned and saw Garuno standing behind him. "Holy-oh I thought you were TS. Wait, why did you follow me in here?"

"Well, you know what they say, once you see a black guy run, you outta start running too."Came his reply as he flicked his hair back.

GmR looked at him disbelievingly,"I think I might wanna get out of here now!"

However, Garuno saw his chance and wasn't going to let GmR escape that easily. As he advanced he noticed GmR searching for his Piko-piko hammer and laughed at him evily. "I think you left it outside."

Just then Garuno fell down before GmR. With a smirking Sh1n1 with a katana sheath wedged between the sexual preadator's legs.

"Sh1n1, you saved my ass...literally."As GmR thanked him he patted the short guy on his head.

As GmR removed the barracade Sh1n1 wiped his hands and put the porno mag he recently held in his pocket. Then with a sigh of relief he began helping GmR.

Back to the others...

Cohefts had been in the hallway snoring in a corner. Taff just stared at him before kicking him to see if he was alive.

Tearra only shrugged and put on her suit. It had been a bikini and she had no idea why.

"wow Tearra their huge!"Taff shouted tearing her attention away Cohefts to admire her bosom.

Tearra Spades nodded before responding."Yea, can't say the same to you though..."

Currently K2110 had awakened from being knocked out and scratched his head. "Where am I?"He asked.

"Pervert!!!!" Tearra screeched and had been about to knock him unconscious only to see him grab GmR's hammer.

"I got it, I got it!" He announced and knocked himself out cold.

After the girls finished dressing they went back to the Gantz ball to see The Rat,Vash,and Defectron had already dressed.

"Why did we put these on again?" Vash questioned. He obviously had chosen the wrong suit and his pants became shorts to him.

"Wheres my suit!" Sh1n1 cried.

Everyone else shrugged before equiping themselves.

"Wtf, are these supposed to do?"Taff wondered out loud and aimed an A-gun at Vash. Upon studying his face she began to notice that his head had began to disappear.

"My head!"

Everyone than began to look at him in shock only to notice something had been disappearing on them too.

"My arm!" Screamed Tearra.

Taff looked down to see her feet missing.

The Rat Looked at everyone only to notice that nothing on him was disappearing. Then curiosity told him to...

*Zip*

"My kahunas!!!!"

15 minutes later outside...

Everyone looked confused as they stood infront of Mcdonalds.

"Anyone hungry?"Tjad questioned.

"Me, I want some apple dippers!" GmR stated in a sing song voicce.

Defectron turned to face GmR as if seeing him in a new light."You love those too..." He whispered.

GmR nodded.

"Do you love...t-to dip them."

GmR nodded as he grabbed his hands.

Everyone looked on wide eyed at the two as if they were crazy. Just as they seemed to be becoming friends. Defectron punched him in the spot where his nose should have been. "My apple dippahs!"

GmR cried before shouting," Your mean...and pink!"

Defectron looked at him as if confused and touched his hair.

The others looked back in forth dieing to see what would happen.

"And your nothing...but, a fatty!!!"GmR shouted and it began to echo in Defectron's ear as lightening began to strike.

His hair began to stand on end as the muscles in his pink suit began to grow rapidly."Nobody.Calls.Me.Fatty!!!!!!!"

Rylock looked up at him and spoke," Yep, he's dead."

The gamer looked on apologiticaly to the pink haired demon. As he advanced towards him he took a step back before feeling someone or something behind him.

His hand slowly began to feel up the body behind registering it as a person with a muse body and horns.

The lad slowly bgan to gulp down a large wad of saliva before asking," Its behind me isn't it?"

Everyone nodded.

Just as GmR turned around to face the alien it frowned back down on him. Suddenly its frown turned into a giant smile. "Yo!"

GmR sighed before greeting him," Hehe yo!" He then looked back at the others. "Hey its alright guys, he likes black people!"

Everyone began to cheer untill they noticed Demonic muse stick an arm inside GmR's stomach.

The gamer began to cough out blood before shouting, "Your racist!" Then with a final gasp he fell out limp on the ground. Demonicmuse then looked at the others with tears in their eyes.

"Gosh, I'm awful sorry, but...he sorta bumped into me and..."

However before he could finishe the Rat ran over towards him and began to kiss his feet. "We've been trying to get rid of him for the longest."

Demonicmuse eyed The Rat annoyingly."Is he gay?"

"No, just latin."Answered Nexes.He then pointed to Garuno,"He is..."

"Wait whats Defectron doing?" Nexes aked pointing to the pink haired guy on top of the Mc Donalds arches.

"Die slayer of black people!" he screeched and jumped on the muse.

"No, he's the good guy!" Taff shouted.

Everyone watched in horror as Defectron opened a can of whoop as on Demonicmuse. He went as far as ripping his horns off his head. The lead muse began to cry and sob and as it seemed as if he was winning a large party of muses trampled him and began to advance towards the others.

"Run!" Vash screamed signaling the others to follow.

Cohefts attempted to keep up but couldn't maintain a constant speed he was falling asleep and he too disappeared in the flood of muses. As each hoove stepped on him you could hear wails of pain and a snore in betweeen.

"Oh god they've take anouther one of our own!" Garuno screamed and turned around and began charging at the muses.

"Don't be a hero!" Kaosu shouted after him thinking of his past fallen NAM comrade.

When hearing this Garuno sighed and turned around and ran after the others. He wasn't the hero type anyway.

Vash pointed ahead towards the first sign of shelter and told the others to hide out there. When inside each hurridly shut the door on Nexes who hadn't been fast enough.

"Guys! open up! Its me Nexes!"

"Nexes?" Taff began.

"Who the hell is nexes?" Gearhead finished.

Tearra put her hand on her chin in thought.

K2110 began to pace around.

"Hurry!!!"

Turbo-Duce admired Tearra's tits.

Tjad then stated," I think we really do know him guys..."

Everyone agreed and were about to open the door before they heard him begin to scream in pain outside.
Each of them looked at each other then behind them to see a crowd of muses dancing behind them. The Rat then decided to do the salsa with a few of them.

"Wow, hes pretty good at that," Garuno stated and began to two-step only to have all the muses turn his way angrily. "Umm...hi!"

"Their gonna kill him, maybe we should use these weapons." Vash suggested taking out his A-gun.

Everyone took aim on each of the muses. Just as each of them hit a muse Taff's shots magically only went for the Rat until his suit began leaking a blue liquid.

"Sorry." She apologized only too look away as the muses crowded around him like fresh taco bell.

"No!!! Rat!!!" Tearra screamed but did nothing.

"Aren't you going to help him...oh never mind!" K2110 asked.

"Sure he's a cool guy and all, but I'm not stupid!" Spades stated only to feel a barrage of shots hit her.
Slowly she looked towards Taff who had already been apologizing.

Each of them had been hiding more from Taff rather than from the muses who had joined forces with her.

"She's gonna be the death of us all! Learn how to aim!" Sh1n1 shouted.

"I'm trying!" Taff replied.

Jpimpin tried to through sherukins at the opposing muses but they all were defelected by Taff's shots and pierced his shoulders. "Gaah!"

Meanwhile the Rat had bigger problems being that he had to avoid the swiping hands of each muse. "Help me dammit!"

"I'm coming!" Garuno stated as he jumped on the back of one of the muses and attempted a headlock.

Sh1n1 saw this an attempted the same only to discover he had been far too small to do such a thing. "Help!" He whined.

Tearra heard his cry for help and put the little youngin on her back and Ran upstairs only to be followed by other muses.

Vash saw this and followed after them knowing it would be fun to watch them get sluaghtered with Sh1n1 having no suit and Tearra being useless.

As he made his way upstairs he felt the painful shot of death hit him in the back and sighed as he too was raped by muses.

Tjad looked at him before shouting,"OWNED!" He then began to dance around his body as if he were on Halo or something.

When Rylock saw this he snatched the A-Gun from Taff and began to shoot her with it. "How do like it now eh?"

Each muses decided to stop bullying the rat and watch Rylock pelt shots at the poor Taff. While they remained distracted The Rat fled upstairs like the rat he was and K2110 followed along with Jpimpin.

Upstairs he noticed Sh1n1 and Tearra Spades huddled in a corner trying to slither away from the the evil alien muses.

Just then Nexes hoped inside the window.

"They claiming souls out there!" He shouted as he tried to catch his breath.

"Hey, its that guy!" K2110 announced.

Sh1n1 looked back and forth between the conversating trio. "Are you going to help us or what?" As he finished he buried his face more in Tearra's bosom.

"Oh yea, sure thing!" Nexes then equiped himself with the hand made hammer he made outside out of a stick and rock. He then unleashed a war cry as he began knocking off the muses horns.

"Wow, Nexes is crazy." The Rat began only to see him get overwhelmed by them.

"Theirs too many of them!" He shouted as they carried him off downstairs leaving the others to themselves.

Meanwhile...

The battle between Defectron and Demonicmuse had still been waging on. No matter what he did the guy just wouldn't die!

Soon he found that chucking other muses at him seemed to be working fine. Then he began using GmR's corpse to beat him until his bones turned into mush.

"Don't you know its enevitable to try and beat me."Demonic muse stated in a cool voice as he snatched GmR's goggles and put them on.

Defectron only tilted his head sideways in confusion before a vein began to form on theMuses' head at his slowness.

Looking back over to GmR's corpse he noticed a lone butter knife inside a katana sheath.

"Wait, what are you doin?"Demonic muse questioned.

He suddenly began to panic as he unsheathed the massive butter knife.

Demonicmuse stared at the minor cooking ware as if it were laughable. "What are ya gonna do? Butter me up?"

"Exactly!" Defectron replied as a package of margerine appeared in his hands. Soon he began to apply a heavy coating of it in his eyes.

"Ahh it burns."

As he finished he dropped to the ground defeated as she and everyone began to teleport back.

Back at the shelter The Rat walked down stairs only to look in horror at Rylock and Taff's bodies cut in half. With Rylocks hands wrapped around her throat as if in his final breath he wanted her to die first. Then there was Gearhead who had both arms blown off. As he laid there he shouted,"Damn...boot nodes...arghhh..."

Looking up The Rat noticed that they were being teleported back. Before he vanished he wondered."Did Nexes survive?"

Unknown to him under a table in that very room laid a crawling Kaosu with Nexes' corpse sheilding his body. In each hand he held a muse horn and there had been war paint on his face. "God its Nam all over again!"

Looking at his head he began to panic as he too was transported.

Back in the Gantz room everyone who survived had arrived. The surviving few had been Gearhead, The Rat, Jpimpin,Garuno, K2110, Kaosu, Tearra, Sh1n1,Tjad and Defectron.

When they all had arrived Gantz sent them a l337 message.

Gantz: +old y0u 1 w45 g0nn4 k1ll +h3 Bl4<k d00d

"Told you i was gonna kill the black dood.He...did say that." Garuno agreed. "But, he also said you would die too Rat."

Everyone else nodded and turned towards the Rat.

"What?" The Rat questioned looking at each of them.

"Y-you cheated death!" K2110 whispered.

"You guys are crazy..."The Rat laughed.

Just then a trail of saliva from Sh1n1 breast feeding from Tearra Spades slowly crept into The Rat's path as he turned to walk away. Just as he took that step he slipped and cracked his head on the floor.

"Umm..."Nexes began.

"Didn't see that one coming." Gearhead finished.

Tearra crawled over to him and began poking his corpse.

Defectron went over and removed his mask. Then he whipped out her marker and began drawing a mustache on his face.

Just then Gantz announced that it was ready to show the scores.

First Gearheads picture appeared:

Boot Node Noob
0pts
Too much fiddling with shit.

Rylock's pictured appeared but, Gantz quickly removed it and Replaced it with Garuno's pic:

New Homo
10 pts
Wants to be a hero but, better at being a homo.

Then Turbo-Duce:
The Baby
0pts
Always hugging Titz's
Tig ol' Bitties!

Tearra Spades picture came after his:
Titz
0pts
Got Titz?

Then came K2110:

Loli-man
0pts
Too much lollying around.
Too much prefering small tits over big ones.

Next Kaosu appeared:

Sole-Survivor
100 pts
Please choose something from the point menu.

Then Tjad:
PWNer!
0pts
Nope no points for killing teamates.

Second to last came Jpimpin:
Richochet
0pts
You might as well use a boomerang,eh?

Last had been Defectron:
Fatty
100 pts
Please choose something from the point menu.

Each eyed their scores but more so Defectron's and Kaosu as they awaited the wish screen to appear on the ball.

[Defectron]

Damn tearras boobs are like public property in this fic. Good thing she isnt like Gold claw in "Re: cutie honey" because gold claw had boob missiles, also gold claw was pretty fugly.


Tearra should get boob missiles, maybe she could get that if she gets 100 points and chooses the weapon. Except then after she fired them she'll have two holes in her chest. Maybe she could stick some fishbowls there.

Wonder what kind of alien Thels will be? Remember you need to give him a sex change since he has a female character.

anything else to add...hmmm...no..maybe...


Oh yes almost forgot! Vengeance will be mine! Huhahaha!

[dead]

Maybe you can fuck continuity, and revive everyone at each mission. Everyone would be all "weren't you dead?" "I don't know... wait! damn gantz, playing with us!!"

Really, what if gantz revived the same team every mission...

[(T)rust me.]

XP Yeah, and to defend my character, she was practically dead herself in Mission 2, she couldn't save Akira anyways =P

[®onnie ®ude]

Chapter 4: 2nd Chances

Defectron read the screen as it appeared before them.

1. Bring Back A Noob

2. Be a punk and leave.

3. Have a Realdoll shipped to your doorstep.

He began to eye the last one long and hard before realizing what it had been. Quickly he chose the first one before asking who he should revive.

"The Rat!" Tearra Spades stated.

"Umm...ok restore the life of the Rat!"

In the corner a small rat slithered out of its rat hole thanking god his life had been restored.

"Not him! The Latin rat!"

Gantz: 5ry...

Just then the rat dropped dead and beside them The Real Rat stirred awake.

"I, I, no more chalupahs!"The Rat mumbled rubbing his head.

Gantz:

Papas Fritas!
0pts
too much cheating death

Everyone eyed the Gantz ball with sweatdrops on their heads. Koasu then questioned."Is their anyone else worth bringing back?"

"How about Rylock?" K2110 responded.

"Ok bring back-" Nexes began.

"GmR, wheres that black mother-" The Rat whispered.

"Rylock."

Gantz: 4r3 y0u 5ur3?

Everyone nodded.

Suddenly a beam began to shoot out from the Gantz ball forming a smiling black person...

Everyone's eyes began to drop as they noticed exactly who it was.

"Yo!" GmR greeted happily.

"wtf are you doing there!" Everyone shouted in sync.

"Oh god, I thought I was rid of him!" Tearra began to sob.

"Huh, what do you mean...did I die?" The gamer questioned.

"Yep." Answered K2110.

A smile still had been present on GmR's face."First?"

Everyone nodded.

"Dammit!" He shouted as the Gants ball showed his picture on the screen.

Token Black Guy
0pts
Died first. (lol)
too much fighting over apple dippers.

GmR sighed as he read the screen."Damn black ball, I thought you were my friend!"

Everyone ignored GmR and sighed knowing they would have him around alot longer than they wanted.

"Think we can leave now?" Jpimpin wondered out loud.

"I don't know I'm gonna miss this place..."Gearhead sniffled.

All eyes went on him wondering why in the hell he would miss a place like this. Soon they shrugged it off and made their way outside.

As soon as they left two beams shot out from the Gantz ball and two people began to form.

As the first person was forming a picture of Rylock appeared along with his scores:

Frylock
0pts
100 more points and your free.

Then had been Taff's:

Taffy
0pts
100 more points and your free.
(possible if you don't kill off your team this time around)

As they finished transcending they stared off at each other for a moment before Rylock snuck her in the face.
"Bitch!"

Gantz: G-gUy5?

Taff fell on the ground and awaited for Rylock to get inclose enough range. Once he had she threw dust from the floor in his eyes and attempted to carve out his eyes with her car keys."Die damn you!Die!"

Gantz: D0n'+ f1gh+!

"Just kill us all!"As he screamed this he quickly hoisted her on his shoulders and threw her at The Gantz ball. as she neared the Gantz ball sweatdropped and rolled to the side as her head went through the wall.

Gantz: 4hh!

Though Taff wasn't going to be beaten that easy and and flipped out of the wall and uppercutted Rylock. As he layed stunned on the ground she began to stomp on his nuts repeatedly.

Gantz: 0w13...0k l15+3n up. +h3 0nly r345on why 1 r3v1v3d y0 s<hmu<k5 w45 b3c4u53 m0m 541d 1 h4d t0o...

Each of them stopped clawing at each other to read the wording.

Gantz: +h3 0nly c4+<h 15 +h4+ y0u mu5+ <h4ng3 j00r n4m3 4nd pr3v3n+ +h3 o+h3r5 fr0m kn0w1ng 1+5 y0u.

"The hell? All you did was add or change one letter to our names! What happens if we tell them..."Taff asked.

Gantz: 1'll b3 v3ry d1554po1n+3d 1n y0u!

"That's it?" Rylock stated surprised that that was it.

Gantz: 4nd +h3 1nc0nv13nc3 of j00r h34d 3xpl0d1ng...

Taff and Rylock stared at each other before tackiling one anouther in a cloud of kicks and punches."This is all your fault!" They both screamed in sync.

10 minutes later...

"So can we leave?"Rylock questioned tending to his lose jaw as he sipped tea with Taff.

Gantz: N4h...4n3 1 up f00r <h3<k3r5?

"Sure why not..." Taff sighed as a checker board transcended into the room.

Gearhead pops out from the kitchen and holds out a can of beer. "Anyone thirsty?"

Meanwhile at GmR's house...

GmR pulled out his bong and looked back towards his bed to see his checkerboard missing. "Dammit niggahs always stealing my shnit!"

GmR's Dad then knocked on the door."Boy, you in there cursing again."

"No, dad it was the T.v!"

"Don't lie to me Boy, we ain't got no cable!"

GmR sighed and lit his bong. Looking back down at his bag of weed he noticed something abnormal.

"That, damn mexican...clovers in my weed!" Slowly he reached over and dialed the number on his nightstand.

Waiting for the three rings a female with a latin decent answered.

"Rat?"

"No, this is his sista!" She responded.

"Oh, for real, you gots some tig ol bitties?" GmR whispered sexily in the phone.

All she did was smack her teeth into the phone before going to get him.

"Yo, esay! You can't be calling me at muh job." The Rat began.

"Rat, you live at your job...Anyway whats up with this bud here...it has weird stuff growin from it."GmR squinted his eyes at it as he plucked a shroom from it.

"Ey, its my job holmes, trying to get me fired?"

GmR ignored him before asking exactly what it was he sold him.

"Its magical holmes. I gotta go make tacos." The Rat explained before hanging up.

Looking out the store he saw a familar boy walking down the street.

Sh1n1 had been walking down the street thinking over the events that had passed. Eyeing the streets he sat down on a bench in the most windiest part of the city. Next to him had been a set of stairs where the hi-schoolers usually walked down.

"Any minute now..."He whisered with his eyes looking hard up in the sky.

Suddenly a group of girls began their descent down the stairs just as a gust of wind blew by. Looking over to his right he smiled at K2110 who was stairing up grade school kids stairs. Each hi-fived each other before hugging and crying tears of joy.

Uknown to them Jpimpin had also been there expecting to get a peek too. Just as he sat on the bench an old office aid began using the steps..."GAAH!"

Across the street from them had been Garuno wearing a trench coat. Looking behind him he saw a girl stare back at him.

"Damn, chick won't stop following me!"Garuno thought out loud making others stare at him as if he were crazy.

Walking into a book store he noticed all their had been one body building magizine left. One guy next to him stared at him as if he were disgusted.

"Dude, buy it if your gonna buy it, I swear homo's these days."As he finished he walked away as Garuno stared off shell-shocked.

Devising a plan he grabbed the cover of a random Maxim magizine and placed the one of his choosing inside. 'I'm good...'

Walking up to the cash register he handed the cash register person the book with a huge grin.

"So, your into porn too eh?"

Garuno nodded.

"Oh this one's one of my faves, page 25 gets a little intense...let me show you what I mean."

Garuno's eyes bulged out of his skull before snatching the magizine and running out of the store.

"Were all men aren't we, why can't we..." The cash registered sighed before adding." I have no friends."
Slowly Tjad took off his apron and had just begun to think that that guy had looked a little familar. Shrugging he headed to the employee room.

In the alleyway near the bookstore, A pink haired guy with black sunglasses and a trench coat addressed a group of men with the same attire.

"So, did you bring the stuff?" Defectron questioned as light shinned off his sun glasses.

"What stuff again?" The leader questioned.

"The candy..."he reminded him.

"Ohh yaaaah...see what happened was...we ran into this black guy..."

Tears began to brim at his eyes." You didn't bring it!"

"Aww don't cry..."They stated as one male walked over and placed a comforting hand on her shoulder.

Just then Defectron went in matrix mode and side stepped the hand. The guy looked over at him in shock before he found himself uppercutted in the air.

Before he landed Defectron bagan to beat the crap out of the other dudes. Their was even a part where he had been walking on walls and stuff.

Somewhere in a nice white fancy society...

Tearra Spades had been at home watching T.V. until she heard a pebble hit her window. Opening she was greeted with a handful of poo.

"Opps, sorry I thought it was a pebble..." Came the voice of a femmine sounding male.

"Its ok." She stated as she smiled and her teeth began sparkling. "I got a mentos!"

He chuckled a gay preppy boy laugh before asking." Would you like to come out and have a walk with me mistress spades,"

Tearra looked on dreamily before a look of horror graced her face as her guard dog began to maw him into peaces.

"Oh my god, are you ok?"

"Help! Ah! Sure thing my-Ahh!" He screamed as he found himself being dragged behind a bush. "Just a minor inconveinence!"

Tearra sighed before whipspering," I lose more suitors that way and this one was actually quite handsome."

"Hey, you think I'm handsome!" The suitor crawled out from the bush with no legs. "I'm still alive, hey! If I can just find some medical attention I can still live!"

"Its a shame that he was stolen from me!" Tearra sighed as she turned and walked away from the window.

Woof! Woof!

"Ahh!"

Suddenly everyone had a strange feeling as each of them could no longer move.

"Ah, Mami, sinorita! "The Rat shouted as he fooled around with a girl under the covers.

"Your mask is so sexy-hey papi? Why'd ya stop?"

Just then everyone appeared inside of the Gantz room.
As they lookedd around The Rat was the only one who appeared naked. Then came Garuno who had a joyious expression and toilet paper sticking from his penis.

Gearhead welcomed them all to his home as Sh1n1 sighed and put away his camera obviously disappointed.

GmR laughed at The Rat and said the mini rat looked like an egg roll.

Garuno blushed and ran in the back room.

K2110 however noticed that Taff and Rylock were in the room with them."Taff, Rylock! Your alive."

Taff and Rlock both eyed each other as they heard a ringing in their ears. "Wtf are you talking about?" They stated in sync.

"My name is Frylock and her's is Taffy."

Tjad could no longer hold in his fits of laughter.

[dead]

Papas fritas!
BTW, it's not "I, I", it's "Ay, Ay"

[Defectron]

You should have brought taff back so that she could accidently kill more people.

[demonicmuse]

margerine! my one weakness! how did you know??

[VashOnFS]

omg u kild meh! I are gun rape u!!1

[dead]

For some reason I hear myself as the chicano from GTA: SA... Cesar Vialpando
"Same place I buy my pants, holmes!"

Damn you chicanos... they murder our language

[Defectron]

Does this mean that in life outside gantz Frylock is going to move in with two aliens who look suspiciously like a giant talking milkshake and a meatball?

[®onnie ®ude]

Rofl nah I'm deciding if I'm gonna allow them to leave the gantz room or have them keep Gantz company when they die. Its a hard decision.

[®onnie ®ude]

Chapter 5: Whos that Poke'mon?

"What kind of name is Taffy?" Tjad questioned through fits of laughter."I don't know what you two are trying to play at but, we'll play along too. It's just good to have you back Rylock...or should I say Frylock?"

Frylock crossed his arms with a huff before kicking the Gantz ball."Start already damn you!"

Taffy currently had been frowning on the fact that Tjad had said it had been good to have Rylock back instead of her."Sure can hold a grudge..." She whispered.

Just then an old Japanese excersising song began to play along with the ball opening up. As it sounded K2110 began to move his fingers to it as Defectron's head swayed from side to side.

Jpimpin only sighed missing the Chocobo song. As it finished words began to appear on the ball and Garuno translated for them while covering up his privates.

"I want...you schmucks to kill this alien...Vash Ket'chum? Hey guys its Vash, why are we hunting him?"

Everyone else stopped what they were doing and crowded around the ball. As Tearra neared a muffeled voice began to yell out before the little head of Sh1n1 popped out from between her covered bosom.
"Watch where you drop those things...I couldn't breathe!" Sh1n1 shouted as he drew in ragged breaths.

Tearra only rolled her eyes knowing fully well that he had a secret fascination with them.

As their eyes moved down from the picture Garuno translated the comments Gantz made on him.

"Likes...poke'mon...dislikes Team Rocket? Fovorite quote....Gotta Ket'chum all?"he readout loud obviously confused.

"O snap I remember that show...It used to come on channel 17...use to watch it as a kid being that that's one of the channels T.V with no cable get..."GmR trailed off as everyone nodded at him understandgly.

"But, Vash never watched cartoons...he's too...Vash." K2110 explained.

"Maybe, thats the motive..."Everyone turned to Defectron after hearing his voice. only to see him dressed in a detective's uniform. Perhaps when dying Enma Diaoh wanted to humiliate him by forcing him to be what hated the most...entertaining!"

Everyone thought this over before stating."Anyone got any other explanations?"

"Gantz is still high." The Rat spoke while changing into his suit only to have the others agree while Defectron sulked.

10 minutes later...

Everyone stood armed and suited up. They even decided to bring the controllers to check and see what they were used for.

GmR had pulled out his bag of weed and began to roll a fatty blunt as he was teleported outside.

He noticed a squirrdel and a charlemander hobbled over to him and plopped a seat on the bench behind him. Checking his surroundings he geussed himself to be in a park nearby his home. Sitting down he held out the blunt to the red poke'mon who blew on it a little to make it light. "Nice looking out."

"Char!" It smiled and motioned for a puff of it.

"Whoa little dood, you think you can handle it?"

It nodded cutely as it began to puff hungrily on it before laying back sluggish on the bench. Squirrdel noticed this and wanted to try it too. GmR shrugged before handing it to him. It took a few puffs before stating...

"Squirrdel! Squirrdel...Squirrdel..."

Translation:"This is sum goooood shit..."

"Now its time for you to ya know...puff puff give..."GmR began in a smile but suddenly put on a serious face.

Meanwhile...

The Rat and Tearra teleported together in the same area. Upon arriving they noticed a Rat run across the street.

"Hey, there goes one of your cousins!" Spades pointed while the Rat fumed. Then a Raichu scurried by too." Wow and anouther one..."

Just then a wheezing floated by with two big round heads pertruding from its chest. "Hmm not a sister of yours?" As he finished he felt his mask be pulled away from his face and smack him right back in the eyes."Ahhh!"

Then Sh1n1 and Gearhead appeared with one anouther. As they continued to walk down the street they noticed two Vash's talking near a giant cat blimp. With them had been a sort of cat poke'mon. One had been a female version of him with red hair and the other with purple. They had been wearing skin tight white clothes with R's across the chest.

They overheard the plotting to steal poke'mon from some strangers.

"Are they talking about us?"Gearhead wondered a little too out loud to attract their attention.

The red-headed vash turned to them while flicking his red locks.

"God, I hate crossdressers..." Sh1n1 spat before charging at the Team Rocket impersinators.

As he came closer a Meowth jumped on his face and began to scratch his eyes out. "Make it stop!"

As Gearhead came over to help he found himself being licked by a poke'mon with a huge tongue. "Oh you like licking people don't you? Lick this!" Gearhead screeched grabbing the poke'mon by his tongue and began to swing him round and round.

The purple haired Vash began to cry as he saw his pet getting abused.

"Cruelty to animals!" He began to shout.

Just then a siren began to ring as a motor scooter pulled next to them. On the scooter a blue haired Vash in a skirt flashed Gearhead a disapproving look before tazoring him and Sh1n1 in the balls.

He-she then began searching them for anything illegal. As Officer Vashy searched Sh1n1 she found on him a camera and a porno mag. Eyeing the items she looked back at him disgusted.

"I know...I'm a perv..." He sighed.

[(T)rust me.]

XD LMAO. That's great. Though alittle confusing. >_> I like eating mentos, too...

[VashOnFS]

[Defectron]

Maybe he doesnt like pokemon (I don't either...unless your talking about eating them, then I like them mmmmm....barbequed pikachu!).

What'd be funny is if Vash woke up dressed in a badly made pikachu costume and tried to talk to everyone, except he couldnt because for some reason he could only say variations of "pikachu" such as pika or pika-pi.

Really how do those things talk with each other? Han-solo understanding Chewbaccas growling in starwars makes more sense.

[VashOnFS]

[Defectron]

Anyone else notice that gmr seemed to quiet down alot right after he found out he was in room 4? Hope he's not being spooked by my aura of evil. It's been known to spook dogs, dirty old men and bisexual pizza managers who may have connections to the mafia (I'm not making this up), But there's no need to fear gmr, just ignore that nagging feeling in your gut that something is hiding...waiting in the shadows...waiting for you to lower your guard...

Because it's much more fun when your not hiding and being quiet.

[VashOnFS]

I am PISSED at being a pokemon.

[Defectron]

It could be worse, you could be hamtaro, the amount of hate I have for hamtaro makes my feelings towards pokemon pale in comparison. Some day I'll destroy him! Yes some day when your over at KFC and you see that piece of fried chicken thats shaped kind of like a hamster, you'll know what happened.