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Post by Virtuoso on Apr 25, 2008 15:56:46 GMT -5
One of the nerds was crying, the other couldn't stop shaking, and, from the sound of it, the third one was dead. "Pull yourselves together!" Deadpool yelled at the nerds, sitting up. "I think I have something to take your minds off of what's been going on. There's another girl over there," Deadpool gestured toward where he had placed Kekko's body, "and I...." Just then, a flash of light and a loud bang came from a distance, and Snake jumped up and ran towards the source. "Damnit!" Deadpool yelled, jumping up as well. "Well, uhhhh, take care of yourselves," Deadpool said, running after Snake. "And the girl, too!" he yelled over his shoulder. "Try not to lose this one!"
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Post by KßзŁŁ on Apr 25, 2008 19:35:30 GMT -5
Kanbe heard the trees cracking around him, and imagined the cube was right on top of him. He drew one of the katanas from its holster, still running, and began extending it. He would quickly change the direction of his run 90 degrees to his right, hoping the creature's momentum would carry it past him. He would then look over his right shoulder in order to try to better assess what to do next.
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Post by Cmdr. Maegil on Apr 27, 2008 18:28:30 GMT -5
Dani looked at the Chiyo's Y-gun, cursed, and talked to Tomo, "dawm, we neid more better goons! You can shot that, follow whit me, I have net goon too not gwood for cube!" Picking up the little girl and hoping the cube to be too busy to notice them, he went into a wild run to the South, trying to get into the thick smoke flowing in the breeze to the Northeast, then he'll try to cut West, and to the woods beyond the giant cube.
Naturally, he'll look for a better weapon along the way.
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Post by Defectron on May 5, 2008 1:29:18 GMT -5
OOC: map will be up tommarow
IC:
Fortunately for Kanbe he, was able to escape the cube fairly easily now that it was chasing Zenichi it didn't even seem to be paying attention to him anymore. Dani also had an easy time slipping by as he and Tomo carrying Chiyo both ran into the thick smoke to mask their exit from the cube.
Zenichi however wasn't so lucky as the giant cube seemed to be completely focused on annihalating him. However without warning the beam suddenly stopped as it did this the needles around the eye closed back up around it. It seemed that this cubes beam was so powerful it could only fire it so long to avoid overheating. Several jets of steam exited the cube again before its eye once again began to glow as it prepared to fire another volly.
Snakes location
Snake had run ahead to see what all the commotion was, when he arrived in time to see Tori barely dodge the white hot lance of energy fired by the big cube. This one was much larger then the other ones Snake had faced so far. The scale of its firepower was also on a completely different level. The snow covered hill that had been behind Tori now sported a gaping, smoldering hole in it. Had that beam hit her, it would have vaporized half her body. Floating nearby was another normal sized cube as well.
"Another one? This ones man! I'll barbecue his fecal matter!" the smaller cube shoted as it prepared to fire on Snake.
As the cubes eye began to glow Deadpool who hadn't been too far behind Snake arived on the scene viewing what was going on. The smaller cube was about to attack snake, but there was also another huge cube there. Could that be the boss? The huge cube seemed to be preparing to fire on the girl who had gotten up and was trying to run away again.
The nerds location
"Well, uhhhh, take care of yourselves," Deadpool said, running after Snake. "And the girl, too!" he yelled over his shoulder. "Try not to lose this one!" As Deadpool ran away.
The two of them walked over to Kekko, it was that big boobed girl with the penis. Unfortunatly they had learned about Kekkos secret the hard way in the previous mission.
"Oh its her...or him or uhhh...yeah..." Prime said kneeling down next to her.
"Oh man....she's so hot but she has a penis. I don't know what to do, I'm getting a woody but it feels wrong Prime, what should I do?"
"Uhhh....I'm not sure, but maybe we should warm her up. She's unconcious in the snow so that's not good, you can carry her lower end!" he said as he propped Kekko up grabbing her boobs as he prepared to carry her. Red reluctantly grabbed her lower end as the two moved her closer to one of the burned up trees that had been reduced to glowing embers.
"Prime, I...I think I touched her woody..."
Kyuukos location
Kyuuko walked over to Junior who was still incapacitated "It won't matter you know, these measures you've taken to guard it aren't good enough. But that's fine I want it to be taken, otherwise this won't end."
"You bitch..." the metallic insect hissed out.
"Don't worry, when it's stolen, just leave everything to me and it'll be alright. Guess I should alter my memories again, we can talk about this more later." Kyuukos face suddenly went blank as she looked around.
"Huh? how did I get here? Oh shit!" she spotted Ryou who lay on the ground apprantly dead. "Ahhh...this isn't good, I've gotta get out of here!" Those other cubes seemed to have died as well, did those two women do this? But where were they?
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Post by Dane on May 5, 2008 5:51:13 GMT -5
Snake readied himself to dodge the smaller cube's attack. As soon as it attacked, he would roll forward, break into a spring, and alternately fire on the small and big cubes with his X-Gun and Rift Caster, continuously criss-crossing them over his body as he ran.
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Post by nishi on May 5, 2008 6:05:23 GMT -5
Zenichi's adrenalin was starting to get the best of him, where was everyone? Did they all die? Even after he had decided to help them was it all for nothing? Was he going to die? No he would have to kill this thing on his own, it was the only way. He noticed that the cube seemed to let off steam after shooting the beam and stopping, he wasn't quite sure why it did it but it was pretty clear that would be the best time to try and shoot back. He would keep running from the beam trying to keep from being killed by it, and when the cube stopped and steam started to come out he would take a shot at where the steam was coming out from making sure to start running again right after doing it.
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Post by Virtuoso on May 7, 2008 14:59:11 GMT -5
When Deadpool caught up with Snake, he saw that the smaller of two cubes in the area was about to attack. He was sure that Snake could handle this one, but fired a single shot at it anyway, just in case. He then immediately began to run around the larger cube...the much larger cube...so as to position it between himself and Tori. He locked on to the cube and began to fire on it repeatedly. He wanted to finish this deadly game, but was still at least somewhat enjoying himself.
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Post by KßзŁŁ on May 10, 2008 10:58:27 GMT -5
Kanbe extended his katana as far as it would go, and looked for a good spot to hit the cube with it. If he couldn't find a weak point, he would simply launch it at the cube's center of mass.
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Post by Cmdr. Maegil on May 14, 2008 15:46:55 GMT -5
Clearing the smoke, Dani put Chiyo down, looked around and spoke to Tomo, "prease mind watch for cwubes". He tried to find any wounds on Chiyo, "Now, litre girl, let see ayes... prease take hand soo me can see." Gently, he tried to examine them; the maritime medical emergency training is somewhere midway between first aid and paramedic, but even without equipment there could be something Dani could do to help.
"yuu now where location maybe there someone died with bestter goon? We no can take cwube with only nets goon, all we can do is fish if no get one more good!"
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Post by Defectron on May 15, 2008 13:28:44 GMT -5
Snake and Deadpools location
Snake and Deadpools shots both connected with the smaller cube as it veered to dodge causing the rift caster shot to miss. The two X shot explosions blasted off most of its invisible arms in the process but it was still in good condition to attack.
The giant cube that was about to fire on Tori ignored their shots at first, however this was a costly mistake, it hadn't anticipated that they would have something like the rift caster.
Snake fired his rift caster right as it was preparing to fire its beam. As its huge eye began to glow a huge ten foot wide gaping hole suddenly appeared on the cubes side. The chunk that had been cut away suddenly appeared in mid air about five feet away from Snake falling to the ground with a huge thud , splattering the snow with yellow. The cube let out a shreik as its beam fired wildly at the two of them. The huge blast of white cut a molten furrow through the ground as it raced shot towards them.
Looking up from where she had been hiding Tori spotted the gaping hole in the cubes side. Now was her chance, she could end this all hear and now if she could just kill that thing! She could go free and forget about all this is she could just do this.
"Miles, Shadow I'm sorry, I can't live like this anymore!" she said to herself as she got up. Toris suit bulked up as she ran as fast as she could. She shot foreward towards the cube before leaping into the air, diving into the hole in its side. Once inside Tori pulled out her X-rifle and began blasting the cube apart from the inside causing it to stumble about wildly firing its beam at the other two gantzsers in the area.
Zenichis location
As the cubes eye glowed once more it fired another blinding beam of energy outwards towards Zenichi who immeditaly ran as the powerful blast vaporized everything behind him. Rocks, trees and anything else in its path was instantly reduced to vapor. The stench given off from all the vaporized debris was stifling but right now he was too concerned with not getting vaporized himself to notice it. Once the beam died away another jet of steam was let off. As planned Zenichi fired on the area, but his shot never connected. Too many needles were still in the way. Sparks shot outwars as the needles around the steam vents exploded. Ignoring this the cubes eye began to glow once again as it prepared to fire another shot.
But beofre it could fire something shot out of the woods, it was Kanbes katana which flew straight into one of the vents.
"KWERERRRRRKKK!" the cube didn't seem to like that at all as it made a really weird noise. Before either of them could continue attacking though some thing very unexpected happened. The air seemed to ripple around the giant cube for a moment as it seemed to be doing something odd. Moments later space just seemed to impode around it as the cube vanished taking the ground and surrounding trees with it. The giant cube was completely gone, but where had it vanished to?
Danis location
Dani took a look at Chiyo who had been blinded by the attack, although the intense light had been too much for her eyes, otherwise she seemed to be ok.
"She'll be ok if we can get back to the room." Tomo said looking kind of worried despite this.
"I always knew the monoliths were bad. You know in 2001 when the monkey gets beat up with the bone." Osaka said looking very serious although no one knew what the hell she was talking about.
However they had no time to contemplate this as something really strange began to happen. Nearby the air began to ripple as if it was by some intense heat, but all the fire in the area had died down too much for this to be the case. Suddenly there was a huge bang as the giant cube appeared in front of them. Severed trees and chunks of rock that had been taken along in the cubes teleport had also appeared as the giant cube exploded back into regular space.
"Someones been sleeping in my bed!" the cubes voice boomed as it looked down at them. It's giant eye began to glow as it prepared to fire.
The nerds location
"P-Penis chans boobs are so nice..."
"But she has a penis!"
"I can pretend she doesn't!"
Kekko who was coming out of her sleep could hear the two of them bickering. Someone was carrying her, their hands were on her boobs.
"Jpimpin where..." she suddenly woke up noticing who was carrying her. "YOU! Put me down!" she kicked red in the face and slammed in Elebow into Primes eye.
"AHH! W-Were sorry!"
"It was all Primes idea!"
"No it wasn't!"
"Shut up! both of you! What happened?"
"Well...." Kekko looked around and noticed some flashes of light coming fromt he direction of the fight with Snake and Deadpool.
"It's over there, follow me!" she said running int he direction she had just been carried from. But unknown to the three of them, the cube that had killed Misaki was approaching fromt he rear.
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Post by Dane on May 15, 2008 16:25:22 GMT -5
"Geez! It's still alive!?" Snake yelled as he ran and rolled around the area trying to avoid the lasers, not to mention that the smaller cube was still alive. As he ran, he fired at both enemies, thinking that this large cube must definitely be the alien to kill to end the mission as the young girl had been during the last mission.
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Post by Virtuoso on May 17, 2008 18:14:49 GMT -5
Deadpool dove and rolled out of the way so as to avoid the cube's laser. He then immediately got up and moved in a wide circle around the cube to maintain his distance without staying in the same place too long. He locked onto the cube and began firing, aiming for its eye and trying not to shoot at the gaping hole where Tori had jumped in.
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Post by KßзŁŁ on May 17, 2008 18:58:02 GMT -5
Kanbe decided to look around for any misplaced weapons; he was down to his last katana, and wanted more firepower. He'd hide himself once more after scavenging anything he could.
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Post by nishi on May 17, 2008 23:24:47 GMT -5
Zenichi would run for the closest place that looked safe to take a break from all this damn madness. "Fuck this."
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Post by Cmdr. Maegil on May 25, 2008 16:33:28 GMT -5
"Girs, yoo go more a litre into threes line, I go take a see and look for goons. Scream if neeid help, yes?" Dani tried to find his way back to the slope he lost his weapons, now that the combat sounds had faded.
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Post by Defectron on May 29, 2008 0:07:22 GMT -5
Snakes location
As Snake and Deadpool dove out of the way to avoid the cubes lasers cutting through the snow and rock they both fired. Snakes shots fired at the smaller cube all missed as it weaved in and out of the treeline even as the rift cutter took several huge bites out of the surrounding foliage. However the larger cube was not so lucky. As expected Snakes X shots did little damage but the rift Caster took another large bite out of the corner.
The cuibe seemed to wobble as the shots from the outside and Toris shots from the inside were taking a severe toll on it.
"Me gonna hurt yoouoo large homo erectus...." it blurted out right as Deadpools shot connected with its eye. Moments later there was a loud bang as its huge red iris exploded with enoguh force to blow out the side of the cube as it collapsed with a large thud , smoking on the ground. However before either of them could inspect the body or celebrate the smaller cube came zooming over the treeline firing its laser aiming to cut Snakes head off. "I'm going to peep on you while you die!" it shouted in its annoying crackly voice. But before it could complete its shot a flash issued from within the dead cube., It suddenlyveered out of control and exploded in mid air as Toris shot from from inside of the dead cube blew it out of the sky.
"Thisis it, if I can just make it I can go free." she thought to herself as she climbed out.
Kekko and the remaining nerds arrived just in time to see the finishing blow againt the small cube as it fell tot he ground dead splattering the snow with yellow.
"Looks like were a little late..." she commented, but unknown to her and the nerds, the smaller cube that had killed Misaki was approaching and was now visible coming over the treeline.
Kanbes location
The giant cube had teleported to another area but Kanbe was still cautious since for all he knew it could still be around. Unfortuntely there wasn't a whole lot for him to scavenge. The only thing he noticed was the katana that Dani had used to kill the cube. It had taken a bad hit fromt he laser, and part of the hilt seemed to be warped. But it might still be useable.
Not too far away
Zenichi who up until recently had been used as target practice by the big cube was still running, probably unaware that his opponent had just teleported. As soon as he spotted some downed trees that weren't too badly burned he took cover behind them. But his enemy was no longer there.
Danis location
Dani unfortuntely didn't seem to notice that the giant cube had just teleported nearby his position and was about to go look for some better weapons.
"AAH! The big box is back!" Osaka shouted as Tomo took her X-gun and Chiyos Y-gun and began firing on the giant cube with little success.
"I HATE GEOMETRY!" Tomo shouted her battle cry as she fired repeatedly
One of her X-gun shots seemed to blow off one of the needles from the giant cube which came whistling down through the air like a spear hitting Dani right on the arm impaling it.
"Impudent humans! You understand nothing of geometry! I will scatter your molecules to the four winds!" the cube announced as its huge eye began to glow as it prepared to fire.
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Post by KßзŁŁ on May 29, 2008 6:13:42 GMT -5
Kanbe decided to ignore the warped katana; he had been hoping to find some kind of firearm. He decided to get back to where he had stashed the monobike. He figured some sort of transportation would make it easier for him to find equipment.
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Post by Dane on May 29, 2008 11:21:48 GMT -5
Snake stopped to breath for a moment, but soon saw another cube looking object coming over the treeline and sighed. "Goddammit. Does this ever end?" he asked, immediately firing on it with both guns in his regular strategy since he had gotten his 'ultimate weapon'.
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Post by nishi on May 31, 2008 18:22:28 GMT -5
Zenichi sat there in the snow breathing heavy as he pulled his skimask off with his free hand to let the air get at his face and cool him down. His body was shaking from all the running and close encounters, he ducked his head out over the downed trees and checked around with his X-Rifle hoping that since he was in stealth mode he would go unseen.
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Post by Cmdr. Maegil on Jun 2, 2008 23:09:45 GMT -5
"Ah, merda!" Dani grunted in pain, firing the Y-gun at the cube. Then, holding the arm to prevent it from jerking and worsen the wound, he'll run for cover.
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Post by Virtuoso on Jun 6, 2008 19:18:23 GMT -5
"Goddammit. Does this ever end?"
Hearing Snake say this, Deadpool followed his gaze to the newly arrived cube. It seemed that every time one of these things died, another one took its place. Deadpool locked onto the cube and fired on it a few times. He left it at that, since these smaller cubes seemed to pose little to no threat to the hunters, and, coupled with Snake's shots, Deadpool's attack was sure to put an end to this thing.
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Post by Defectron on Jun 14, 2008 12:00:57 GMT -5
Snake and Deadpools location
"Oh fecal matter!" the small cube uttered out right before it exploded having been hit with multiple shots before it even had a chance to attack. It seemed things were over now, but if any of them checked the controller, they would see one more large dot was still present.
Nearby Deadpool and Snake Tro climbed out from inside the giant dead cube. They weren't being sent yet, did this mean there was still more left?
Kanbes location
Kanbe made his way intot he woods until he found the bike intent on using it to find anything that might be useable as a weapon. Further off he could see a bright flash of light illuminating the darkness, the giant cube most have fired its weapon again.
Zenichis location
Finnally getting a break from running Zenichi pulled off his mask and checked his X-rifle. Nothing seemed to be happening here though. But he could here something coming from the direction Dani and the girls had headed. Suddenly the night was once again illuminated by a white light.
The giant cubes location
"Ah, merda!" Dani grunted, that hadn't felt good getting stuck with that needle. He fired his y-gun causing the net to fly through the air joining the nets and X-gun shots being fired by Tomo. However neither of them were doing all that well in putting a dent in the cubes defenses. The needles were getting in the way of the X-gun shots and the cables were also getting sliced apart before they could reach the cubes main body. The cubes giant eye began to glow white as it prepared to fire its main weapon once more.
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Post by Dane on Jun 14, 2008 13:30:35 GMT -5
Snake wiped the sweat from his forehead. "Well, we ain't bein' sent back yet. Y'think there are still more?" he asked Deadpool.
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Post by Virtuoso on Jun 14, 2008 21:17:31 GMT -5
"Sent back? What, you mean the same way we got here?" Deadpool asked Snake. "Wait a minute, maybe this'll help," he said, looking at the controller he'd had strapped to his wrist the entire time. He immediately saw the only remaining dot on the map, and a noticeably large one at that. "Looks like there's only one left, and it's a doozie," he said. "Looks like it's..........that way." Deadpool pointed in the complete opposite direction from where the cube was. "Wait, no, it's this way." This time he was closer. The cube was about 45 degrees to the right of where he was now pointing. "Er, um......" The cube was about 45 degrees to the right of where he was now pointing. "I think it's......" THE CUBE WAS ABOUT 45 DEGREES TO THE RIGHT OF WHERE HE WAS NOW POINTING!! Deadpool looked up to the sky menacingly, as if he was growing tired of the rantings and ravings of some omniscient, otherworldly god of a man. He then finally turned 45 degrees to the right of where he had been pointing. "Alright, I've figured it out now. It's this way, I'm sure of it. Let's finish this thing," he said, walking in the cube's direction and muttering something under his breath about 'Luke,' whoever that could be.
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Post by Dane on Jun 14, 2008 21:37:29 GMT -5
Snake watched this odd event as he smoked another cigarette. Deadpool finally pointed in a direction that he seemed to think was right and began walking. Snake shrugged lazily and walked alongside him, hoping the last enemy was indeed in this direction.
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Post by nishi on Jun 16, 2008 6:38:57 GMT -5
Zenichi looked around for the big cube with his X-Rifle, if he did manage to see it he would lock on with the rifle and move to another location while pressing the bottom buttom to fire.
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Post by Cmdr. Maegil on Jun 21, 2008 18:22:52 GMT -5
"RAN, girs," Dani shouted as he fled for his own life. There wasn't anything else he could do, and with each jolt he felt flashes of searing pain on the skewered arm. He clench his teeth and run harder for cover, back away into the tree line, maybe he could hide there long enough to pull the needle out.
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Post by KßзŁŁ on Jun 26, 2008 2:53:21 GMT -5
Kanbe danced over to the bike and hopped in. He lusted for speed as he checked the bike and attempted to get it to start so he could drive it out of the woods.
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Post by Defectron on Jun 29, 2008 23:13:00 GMT -5
Snake and Deadpools location
For a few minutes Deadpool seemed to have trouble deciding what direction they should go in. After a couple tries he finnally got it right , the direction was 45 degrees to the right of whare he was now pointing!
"Alright, I've figured it out now. It's this way, I'm sure of it. Let's finish this thing," he said, walking in the cube's direction while muttering something about some mysterious person named Luke. Snake who didn't have a controller of his own had little choice but to follow the ranting maniac as he walked in what was hopefully the right direction. Tori also followed along, hopefully this mission would be over soon and she could literally forget about all this.
Up ahead both of them could see a white flash emanate from inside the woods.
Danis location
"RAN, girs," Dani shouted as he ran, Tomo and Osaka both scattered running in opposite directions as the cube fired, its huge beam impacted right behind Dani incinerating everything behind him. The beam was slowly catching up to him though, that needle in his arm was making it painful for him to move which didn't help. But before the cubes beam could catch up to him something happened. There was an explosion like that from an X-rifle on the side of the cubes body in one of the areas that was less protected by needles. The giant cube stopped firing, its eye still glowing. The ground behind Dani was a pit of molten rock smelling of brimstone and sulfor but the beam was no longer chasng him. The one who had fired on the cube was nearby, but it had no idea where exactly he was.
"It doesn't matter that you won't show yourself..." the cube said as dozens of compartments began to open near its top. No sooner had this happened, a barrage of missiles was unleashed, the missiles didn't seem to be targeting anything in particulr, they just fanned out from all sides. The cube was obviously planning on using them to kill or at least flush out whoever it was who had just fired on it.
Nearby
Zenichi who had finnally found the cube was the one who had fired, but he hadn't scored as much damage as he would have liked. Before he could fire again or do anything at all however the cube had unleashed a swarm of mini missiles. Many of which were now heading for the area he was hiding in.
Kanbes location
Kanbe , feeling like a crazy bike racer revved up the throttle on the bike before dring out of his hiding place full speed. But shortly after doing this he heard a funny whistling noise that seemed to be getting closer. Loooking up into the night sky he could see five tiny missiles , their fiery tales blazing behind them and heading in his direction.
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Post by Virtuoso on Jul 2, 2008 2:52:46 GMT -5
Continuing in the same direction, Deadpool looked up as, ahead of them, a white flash emanated from inside the woods. Deadpool assumed it was yet another in this seemingly endless line of violent, talking cubes. The last one had gone down easy enough though, and he was sure that he, with the help of Snake, Girl #1, and any other people they should happen upon, would be able to dispose of this last cube just the same. After all, Deadpool thought, it can't be that much bigger.
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