Post by ®onnie ®ude on Sept 17, 2008 23:23:29 GMT -5
Bored, eh? Must be if you clicked here!
Read on...
So, I was browsing through Destiny's current mission, because I heard a rumor that some 'monkey business' was going on in there. Sadly enough, the rumors were right and I compared its exploits to the new Project Redemption. How will either project redeem its reputation after this?...that's not my concern, but here's a quick laugh and feel free to vote on which one amuses you the most.
Story So Far: Sakaki teleports in via death from a fire and seems to be hyperventilating. Yuu arrives on the scene and gives her CPR for perverted reasons, thus stealing a kiss and reviving Sakaki. The crazed, asylum patient notices the effect the kiss had on Yuu so she kisses him again, but this time of free will...
From the depths of his pants, Yuu's penis erected like there was no tomorrow! He had never seen any nude girls before, except those in the TV and in Magazines and no girl had ever seen his member before. Of course Yuu's mind was racing already to the hot stuff, even though he didn't knew that maybe he would never see that girl nude. The shape formed on Yuu's pants and the girl could probably feel that too if her skin was in contact with his body. If there was something Yuu could be proud of, was his member's size, even though he had no girl to show it too.
Deciding to take things a step further, Yuu's hand slowly reached the girl's hairs, as he tried to gently push her head against his, of course he would immediately let go if the girl didn't want. Then Yuu's tongue searched a spot to enter to the girl's lips. He had never french-kissed before and he hoped the girl hadn't too so she would have nothing to compare that kiss with.
Yuu then decided to take things a step further; he was attempting to tongue kiss her it seemed. She could feel his tongue enter her slightly parted lips and searching for her own.
However, a "french kiss" was something Sakaki had not yet been introduced to until now. And the way that it was introduced caught her off guard and immediately made her back out of the entire ordeal; his slimey tongue was something that she did NOT want to have inside her mouth. This was just a game to her after all and she no longer found it fun.
Then as if it were instinctive, she would chomp down on the man's tongue as hard as she could. Whatever had invaded her mouth she solemnly swore to do harm to it with her teeth. Thus, is why she would be seen attempting to severe it from his mouth with her teeth, and all whilst she proceeded to glare directly into his eyes. If successful, Yuu would have the pleasure of seeing her icy gaze as she went on biting, chewing, gnawing and ripping at the flesh that would formerly be known as Yuu's tongue.
The game was over and Sakaki would end it as soon as it had began and to think that it looked so interesting on television too...However, one could only feel sorry for how horrible of a first kiss this would be for Yuu.
'Sakaki will get those aliens, because Mr. Black Ball saved Sakaki from the fire! Sakaki owes him her life and oh so much more; for she is free from that horrible Asylum now!' She thought to herself, allowing her head to self-consciously tilt to the side.
However, being that the black ball distracted her she would in noway be prepared for Yuu's retaliation. She would just remain straddling him until the hit connected. Though, if she were hit by Yuu, Sakaki would whimper with the tongue still in her mouth and stumble backward.
She'd then glare at Yuu and begin to follow after Natalie, but she wouldn't be walking. She would instead be wiggling toward her quite determined to follow her into the hallway.
If successful she'd address Natalie and the little girl in the hallway. "Sakaki wishes to greet you both, and with a gift as a token of Sakaki's friendship." she stated after spitting out Yuu's tongue on the floor; it would flop about and hopefully land near them with a sickening plop of flesh. She'd then give them a toothy grin with blood on her cheeks, lips and teeth; adding, "Would you mind letting Sakaki out of this..."thing"? Sakaki won't...bite."
She'd then begin to laugh hysterically before shaking her head from side to side, allowing her long red locks of hair to bounce freely with her constant motion.
The monkey had a grin on his face, not because he had defeated a gantzer, he had done that other times too, but he was finally able to fuck one.
“I hope you give good head sweetheart.” He said as he grabbed Natsuki’s head with his hairy hands and forcefully shoved it between his legs. After some “forcing in” he could hear a wet sound and Natsuki’s tongue wrapped all around his member.
“Oh yes baby!” He said as he licked his lips and his face had taken an expression of ecstasy. He grabbed her head and began moving her with his hands. The pleasure was getting intense… even more intense.. it almost fell like…
“AHHHH!” The monkey screamed in pain as he tripped backwards and fell down. The pain was indescribable and a sensation he had never felt before. He gritted his teeth so hard that they began bleeding and his eyes reddened out and tears began flowing out as he screamed again!
“AHHH MY DICK YOU FUCKIING CRAZY BITCH!!!” He screamed as an expression of fear formed in his face and he saw Natsuki. However it wasn’t the same Natsuki he had seen before. It wasn’t the little helpless girl who couldn’t fight. It was more like the face of a monster, with blood all around her mouth, HIS blood all around her mouth and a malicious grin on her face as she spit something black from her mouth.
“Here you can have it back.” She said with a sarcastic tone.
The monkey saw his dick on the floor and nausea came and he vomited on the floor as he began breathing heavily.
Seriously tho, "who would give the better blow job?", and that's a quote taken directly from Virtuoso. I'll let you guys decide...my dick hurts now just thinking about it.
Read on...
So, I was browsing through Destiny's current mission, because I heard a rumor that some 'monkey business' was going on in there. Sadly enough, the rumors were right and I compared its exploits to the new Project Redemption. How will either project redeem its reputation after this?...that's not my concern, but here's a quick laugh and feel free to vote on which one amuses you the most.
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Sakaki Gotcha' Tongue?
She steals a kiss, as well as something more and doesn't forget to tell!
She steals a kiss, as well as something more and doesn't forget to tell!
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Story So Far: Sakaki teleports in via death from a fire and seems to be hyperventilating. Yuu arrives on the scene and gives her CPR for perverted reasons, thus stealing a kiss and reviving Sakaki. The crazed, asylum patient notices the effect the kiss had on Yuu so she kisses him again, but this time of free will...
This was Yuu's greatest moment in life. he was actually glad that a car had hit him, if that really had happened however he didn't care about that now. The red-headed girl was kissing him and this looked just like one of those hollywood movies. Yuu could feel himself getting horny. His blood began pumping blood faster, his heartbeats rose like never before and something else began rising too...
From the depths of his pants, Yuu's penis erected like there was no tomorrow! He had never seen any nude girls before, except those in the TV and in Magazines and no girl had ever seen his member before. Of course Yuu's mind was racing already to the hot stuff, even though he didn't knew that maybe he would never see that girl nude. The shape formed on Yuu's pants and the girl could probably feel that too if her skin was in contact with his body. If there was something Yuu could be proud of, was his member's size, even though he had no girl to show it too.
Deciding to take things a step further, Yuu's hand slowly reached the girl's hairs, as he tried to gently push her head against his, of course he would immediately let go if the girl didn't want. Then Yuu's tongue searched a spot to enter to the girl's lips. He had never french-kissed before and he hoped the girl hadn't too so she would have nothing to compare that kiss with.
The moment Sakaki felt the young man's erection, her eyes widened. She felt something poking her and it was annoying, but being confined in her straitjacket didn't allow such movement. She would then feel Yuu grasp her hair, seemingly forcing her closer to him and whatever the hell was poking her abdomen.
Yuu then decided to take things a step further; he was attempting to tongue kiss her it seemed. She could feel his tongue enter her slightly parted lips and searching for her own.
However, a "french kiss" was something Sakaki had not yet been introduced to until now. And the way that it was introduced caught her off guard and immediately made her back out of the entire ordeal; his slimey tongue was something that she did NOT want to have inside her mouth. This was just a game to her after all and she no longer found it fun.
Then as if it were instinctive, she would chomp down on the man's tongue as hard as she could. Whatever had invaded her mouth she solemnly swore to do harm to it with her teeth. Thus, is why she would be seen attempting to severe it from his mouth with her teeth, and all whilst she proceeded to glare directly into his eyes. If successful, Yuu would have the pleasure of seeing her icy gaze as she went on biting, chewing, gnawing and ripping at the flesh that would formerly be known as Yuu's tongue.
The game was over and Sakaki would end it as soon as it had began and to think that it looked so interesting on television too...However, one could only feel sorry for how horrible of a first kiss this would be for Yuu.
Sakaki bit down into Yuu's tongue. Her cold, stone like, eyes focused on Yuu's as his filled with immense pain. Blood began flowing freely from Yuu's mouth onto the ground, starting a small puddle next to his head. Sakaki continued to chew and gnaw on the severed tongue like a dog with its favorite chew toy.
Yuu's mind was completely lost. The first girl he ever loved and this had happened. The pain was terrible and Yuu tried to hit the girl but not to avenge, he wasn't the type to do so, he just wanted to get that monster off of him and after that he would begin to move uncontrollably on the floor and scream with as much power as he had.
After Yuu was rendered tongueless, Sakaki was then distracted by the ball opening. She seemed engrossed in the way it played the tune before instructing them to kill a ball alien. She thought it was cool how he barked orders at them and from that point on she easily considered herself to be a fan of Gantz.
'Sakaki will get those aliens, because Mr. Black Ball saved Sakaki from the fire! Sakaki owes him her life and oh so much more; for she is free from that horrible Asylum now!' She thought to herself, allowing her head to self-consciously tilt to the side.
However, being that the black ball distracted her she would in noway be prepared for Yuu's retaliation. She would just remain straddling him until the hit connected. Though, if she were hit by Yuu, Sakaki would whimper with the tongue still in her mouth and stumble backward.
She'd then glare at Yuu and begin to follow after Natalie, but she wouldn't be walking. She would instead be wiggling toward her quite determined to follow her into the hallway.
If successful she'd address Natalie and the little girl in the hallway. "Sakaki wishes to greet you both, and with a gift as a token of Sakaki's friendship." she stated after spitting out Yuu's tongue on the floor; it would flop about and hopefully land near them with a sickening plop of flesh. She'd then give them a toothy grin with blood on her cheeks, lips and teeth; adding, "Would you mind letting Sakaki out of this..."thing"? Sakaki won't...bite."
She'd then begin to laugh hysterically before shaking her head from side to side, allowing her long red locks of hair to bounce freely with her constant motion.
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Natsuki Spits & Never Swallows
Need I even comment? If I must...lemme just tell you...this alien deserved this shit.
Need I even comment? If I must...lemme just tell you...this alien deserved this shit.
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benry said:
The monkey had a grin on his face, not because he had defeated a gantzer, he had done that other times too, but he was finally able to fuck one.
“I hope you give good head sweetheart.” He said as he grabbed Natsuki’s head with his hairy hands and forcefully shoved it between his legs. After some “forcing in” he could hear a wet sound and Natsuki’s tongue wrapped all around his member.
“Oh yes baby!” He said as he licked his lips and his face had taken an expression of ecstasy. He grabbed her head and began moving her with his hands. The pleasure was getting intense… even more intense.. it almost fell like…
“AHHHH!” The monkey screamed in pain as he tripped backwards and fell down. The pain was indescribable and a sensation he had never felt before. He gritted his teeth so hard that they began bleeding and his eyes reddened out and tears began flowing out as he screamed again!
“AHHH MY DICK YOU FUCKIING CRAZY BITCH!!!” He screamed as an expression of fear formed in his face and he saw Natsuki. However it wasn’t the same Natsuki he had seen before. It wasn’t the little helpless girl who couldn’t fight. It was more like the face of a monster, with blood all around her mouth, HIS blood all around her mouth and a malicious grin on her face as she spit something black from her mouth.
“Here you can have it back.” She said with a sarcastic tone.
The monkey saw his dick on the floor and nausea came and he vomited on the floor as he began breathing heavily.
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Seriously tho, "who would give the better blow job?", and that's a quote taken directly from Virtuoso. I'll let you guys decide...my dick hurts now just thinking about it.