Earth Vs the Tentacle Girl

[Defectron]

OOC: . This covers extrernal parts of the story that would be impractical to include in log such as Shadows plot. The LOG for the characters in southern will be put up once everyone leaves the room. This as well as LOG will be finished within around a weeks time.
IC:

As the sun rose on a new day president George W Bush played with his action figures in his room which was what he did every morning before he started his day.

"Pow! Pow! Take that you dumb terrorist!" he said as he took his G.I joe and made him stomp on Cobra Commenders crotch.

"Uhhh...Mr President, there's some new bills for you to sign" a man said uneasily as he poked his head into Bush's room.

"Yeah sure, I'll get right on it, just a few more minutes. Bang! Bang! Take that you Iraqis!" As the man walked away Bush went over to his toy chest and was about to take out his Starscream action figure when a glazed look suddenly came over his face.

An unspecified time later

It was dark, real dark and humid, where was he? The last thing he remembered he was playing with his action figures. Wait he wasn't at the White house anymore! He'd been kidnapped! He was duct tapped to a chair!

"What the hell? Must be those darn terrorists! You let me out of here right now! Or I'll show you just how scary a president can be when he gets mad!"

"Hehehehehe....Your in no position to be making any demands Mr. President. I invited you and your freind Mr. Putin to join me for some fun. Putin probably won't be here for a few more hours but once he gets here we can have a fun party! We can even play with action figures!" Whoever was talking was a woman but Bush couldn't see her. From what he could make out it looked like he was on some sort of ship. It was really dark though.

"Oh good! I loves me those action figures...now wait a minute! Your a terrorist! And I don't play with no terrorists!"

"Yeah those terrorists can be quite a problem huh? I can help you get rid of them if you like, I can even get rid of people who you can't touch legally due to international law. What do you say? I can control your actions , but I would rather we got alonng of our own free will. As a token of goodwill, with in the next few minutes I will end the lives of Kim Jong Ill and Mahmoud Ahmadinejad."

"W-What? What do you mean?" bush asked nervously. Who was this person? It had just struck him how easily whoever this was had managed to kidnap him. There were many levels of security that needed to be penetrated to get to him at the White house. Doing so could not be an easy task yet here he was. And now whoever this was said that they were going to eliminate Kim Jong Ill and Mahmoud Ahmadinejad within the next few minutes that was absurd! Unless of course...

"A-Are you Kira?"

"No, you can call me Shadow." the voice came from a different area of the room now. "Of course I intend to show you proof of what I'm saying, I expect their deaths will be showing up in the news pretty soon now. Were almost finished hooking up the TV. I'm telling you getting good reception from inside a nuclear sub isn't easy!"

"Wh-WHAT d-did you just say?"

"Yeah I kind of took one of your subs. I don't think the US will attack us as long as your on board, but Russia might which is why I need Putin." Bush could make out the forms of what appeared to be three naked girls setting up a TV set.

"Oh I get it now! This is all just a dream! Oh boy I'm gonna get me some dream sex!"

"That's the most disgusting thing anyone has said to me all day." The TV flickered on to CNN.

The news anchor looked to be extremely excited about what he was saying. Bush still distracted by what he saw only made out bits and pieces of what he was saying. "Mahmoud Ahmadinejad"...."Suicide"....."Stabbed to death with frozen sausage"

"I never liked that guy. Ill on the other hand I didn't have as much against which is why I just made him die from trying to swallow a bar of soap." The nude girl turned to face him, for the first time within the dim light of the TV set Bush could make out enough of her to determine that she was not human!

"My god you really killed them! What are you?"

"Oh? I thought you may have heard about me? I've been fighting some secret organization that appears to have government funding. It's purpose seems primarily to counter the threat of aliens here on earth."

"No one ever told me about any aliens! Why am I always the last to know these things?"

"You idiot...Well never mind that. I think I would like to wait until our freind Putin gets here before we start our discussions."

In Japan

"Th-This is horrible..." Captain Tachibana said as she looked over the new data with L. News reports were flooding all the channels about what was happening.

Over the past hour the presidents of both the united states and Russia went missing with no explanation. Then only a few minutes ago the leaders of Iran and North Korea both died in gruesome and embarrassing ways. As if that wasn't enough a nuclear submarine appeared to have been stolen out from under the navys nose. all these events couldn't have happened by coincidence. The deaths of the two dictators suggested Kiras involvment however L had already ruled this out. Kira had not yet moved against the rulers of any countries and L saw no reason for him to start now. The way in which the two presidents vanished also suggested Kiras involvment. In both cases the guards of both presidents became distracted by other matters while the president in question seemingly walked out on his own. That would suggest Kira controlled them. But Kira would not easily be able to get the faces of all the people guarding them. And to what purpose would he kidnap the two of them? These incidents served no purpose for Kira, kidnapping the president would only hurt his goals. No this was not Kira, but whoever it was possessed the same power.

"It can't be...did she finnally get it?" L asked himself. Light had mysteriously vanished after apparantly being shot the other day. That girl they suspected of being the second Kira also dissapeared , kidnapped by unknown persons. L hadn't yet confirmed the whereabouts of either. But based on this data it was probable a third party had either gotten a hold of Kiras ability or was forcing one of them to do their bidding. He could only hope that it wasn't Shadow. A human using that power would be easily dealt with when found, but Shadow was like a monster with many heads. Even if one was cut off two more would only grow in its place. If Shadow got ahold of that ability she could very well conquer the world!

[Defectron]

Somewhere in the northeastern area of the USA

Grey overcast clouds covered the sky as flecks of snow fell blanketing the ground in white. Oblivious to the cold what appeared to be a naked girl landed with a thud displacing the newly fallen snow. Shadow was more or less in her human form right now but was still inisible. This snow was kind of troublesome because she was slightly more noticible now. But that didn't matter, no one seemed to want to come out right now. She had accomplished her task of kidnapping the president, but since she was here she couldn't resist the urge to go back and visit the places she had known as a human.

"It's been almost a year since then. Since I died the first time and left this place." she said as she approached a mid sized house that was slowly collecting snow. "Thats where I used to live....I wonder how my parents are doing?" Though they didn't always get along, they had always tried their best to be good parents. It mustve been hard after what happened. Shadow leapt up silently onto the rooftop of the house sliding slightly in the snow. She made her way over to the ledge and glanced down inside the window.

"Looks like their asleep. I wonde rif they ever found that pron I had hidden?" Shadow climbed back to the roof before back flipping off it and landing with another thud displacing the powdery snow in a white cloud. She made her way over to another window. Her pet tortois was in there, they always turned the thermostat down to save energy, hopefully he was warm enough right now. Lastly Shadow jumped up to another room, when she had been human this was her room.

"Hmmm....not much left in there, looks like they got rid of most of my stuff." Shadow unfolded her wings flying away. She wanted to go back inside that house and see her parents again. But no she couldn't do that, the human Dan they had known was dead. She was just a ghost, she had no right to force her way back into their lives now. Shadow soared through the dark snowy skys flying over the city of Chicago passing the Sears tower and various other sky scrapers that shown like huge beacons in the dark snowy night. Shadow had always wanted to just fly through the city like this but as a human this had always been impossible. She dove downwards flying over the busy freeway passing by the drivers side of a large SUV, this damn snow was getting in her face making it hard to see. She pulled up soaring intot he air just as a large bus was about to hit her.

"Everyones still a lousy driver, just like when I was human." Shadow continued flying north until she reached the suburbs of Chicago, this was near where Dans first house had been before moving. This was a town of the past where Shadow had memories of growing up, this was where all her friends had been. She soared over her old high school and grade school still heading north. Eventually she landed in a quiet suburban neighborhood that seemed to be made of mostly upper middle class houses. She paused and looked at a huge house that was drapped in fancy christmas lights. This house was where her old house had been. Her old house been where it was since the 1920's. It was small and hadn't been much to look at in this neighborhood. Alot had been wrong with it and Dans parents had never fully paid it off. After Dans orignal father died it appeared they would fall into bankruptcy until his mom remarried. However the debts on the old house were still too much for them to handle. They sold it and moved to pay off the debts on it. They had spent so much time fixing up that old house to make it look nice for buyers only to have a builder come and buy it only to tear it down and build the huge house that stood there now. For what reason had the three of them spent so much time fixing up and rebuilding something that was only destined to be destroyed once more? They had gotten a better price because of that, but why should how the house looked mattered to the builder? The way the world worked made no sense, why did they need to go through so much trouble only to have it destroyed?

"I never understood you humans even when I was human...I guess that's something that hasn't changed." The neighbors had all been pretty happy when that happened, it raised their property value. Shadow frowned as she glanced at them, what petty creatures they were. Shadow continued walking through the snow, it must have been freezing out but even without clothes she barely even felt a chill. Eventually she reached a small forest preserve. In his childhood Dan had sometimes gone here to play. It was a nice looking place but had always been dissapointing in Dans childhood since no frogs or toads lived there which he had always been hoping to find. As Shadow walked inside the woods she spotted a familiar area.

About ten years ago Dan had gotten a small pine tree he planted in his backyard. Even though it was a tree it had been sort of like a pet to him and even named it Mr. Pine tree. Most people would find a person talking to trees to be a bit odd, but he hadn't really cared. Yes that tree, he had moved it to this part of the woods during the move since whoever bought the house would probably try to build a garage where and kill his tree.

Shadow walked over to where it should have been but there was nothing but snow and shrubbery.

"Mr Pine tree...." She walked over and began to dig through the shrubs. It was gone, Mr. Pine Tree wasn't there anymore. Shadow didn't know why but tears were begining to tream down her face. She was someone who had a will of steel she had never cried, the last time Dan had cried was when his dad had died all those years ago. Why was something stupid like this making her cry?

For several minutes Shadow sat in the snow crying as flakes of snow collected on her body like a gargoil left out in winter.

"Hey...is something wrong?" Shadow heard someone ask. She turned slowly to see what appeared to be a tiny reigndeer the size of a small dog. It had a bright shiny red nose.

"I...I guess I can't go back huh....how things used to be..."

"Yeah we can't go back can we? I used to help my master deliver presents to kids. But a couple years ago some men in black suits killed him." the reigndeer said.

"Oh...th..thats too bad..."

"But I got revenge! I killed em all with my nose so bright!" as he talked a fiery aura seemed to glow around his nose. "Those bastards...I'll never forgive them for what they did to Santa!"

"You shouldn't be so hard on them...they probably had no choice in what they did. Our world isn't that black and white."

"What are you saying!? They kill people like us! How can you defend them?"

"The grass is full of living things but humans mow it and kill them for being there. That's just how the world works, your Santa was the same way...isn't that right Mr. Tree...." Shadow said as she turned leaving the reigndeer.

"You Bitch! I was feeling sorry for you! But you went to far! How dare you talk about Santa like he's some bug int he grass!" the Reigndeers nose was glowing fiery red now as he seemed to be preparing some sort of attack. Before Shadow could turn to see what he was doing he unleashed a torren of red light from his nose. The entire area around Shadow body burst into a blazing inferno vaporizing the now.

"That'll teach you!"

"Oh....you warmed me up good with that!" he heard her voice int he flames

"What the? No way in hell!"

"I don't like mowing the grass myself....but when it's gotta be cut, it's gotta be cut!" as she said this a white light seemed to build inside the flames. The reigndeer hardly had time to react as a huge white blast of fire shot outwards engulfing his body. She could here him screaming as he burned to death, it sounded almost like a rabbit being killed.

"I can't go back to the past. All I can do now is try to change our future...isn't that right Tori?"

Elsewhere

"Why are we out here? It's all rainy and wet out! I don't like the rain!" Bush whined, Shadow had taken him out on top of the submarine. For some reason she looked kind of sad right now. "Uhhmmm is something wrong?"

"None of your business, your playmate will be here soon." Shadow said as she wiped the rain water from her face. "That's right, I can't cry anymore, a moments weakness and I'll lose. I'm going to win!I won't get cut down like those bugs who live in the grass!" she muttered unde her breath.

Sure enough coming out of the rain another Shadow with wings extended was carrying a bald unconcious man in one of her tentacles. Bush recognized this as Vladamere Putin, the president of Russia. The second Shadow landed causing Putin to bonk his head on the subs hull. He woke up cursing in Russian as he slowly stood up.

"Hey there Putin! She got you too huh?" Bush said with a dopy sheepish grin. Putin took a moment to get his bearing s rubbing his head and trying to wash the rain from his face.

"Bush you scoundrel! I knew America had to be behind this!"

"It wasn't me! Honest! She got me too! Scouts honor!"

Putin turned to look at Shadow glaring at her "How dare you! I am the president of Russia! You will pa...."

"Be quiet, were going inside now." Putin followed in a daze while Bush got up stumbling after them.

In Japan

The news anchors on all channels suddenly took on a dazed look as something grabbed ahold of their minds.

As one they all began to recite the same message

"This message is to the winged superior of the black ball. I will be waiting for you on the largest of the Kermedic Islands off the coast of New Zealand exactly one week from now. There we will settle things once and for all, if you want my life you will come and find me there. This is an invitation for the balls superior alone, if anyone else feels like poking their noses in this I cannot gaurantee the safety of President Bush and President Putin. The tentacle girl alien will be waiting for you Suzaku"

Shadow didn't know Byrds name, the name Suzaku was what she had called him int heir last encounter because of how he had a knack for messing up her schemes just as the character Suzaku had when battling against the order of the black knights int he anime code Geass. It was kind of a goofy nick name, but if Byrd heard those messages he would know that she meant him.