Post by Defectron on Jul 13, 2006 1:24:37 GMT -5
Sine the topic of mary sues came up recently and I'm feeling lazy I thought I might stick an annoying mary sue character I read in an eva fanfic a long time ago here. Don't worry, he'll die for sure in this mission.
Name: Issei Mataloun
Age: 14
Sex: M
Race: Japanese
Height: 5.4
Weight: 145
Hair Color: greenish
Eye Color: blue
Career: student
Inventory: some really short shorts (eaeeeeeeaaak)
One Strength: The aura of smooth, for some reason he's very good at making people do stupid things against their better judgment.
One Weakness: He's annoying to the people that can't be charmed by his aura of smooth (like me)
Description: Issei is a fairly popular student at his school, botht he delinquents and the teachers are putty in his hands because he seems to possess the natural ability to manipulate people. He also seems to be exceedingly lucky and although he has no formal combat training he's very good in a fight. Issei is fairly efeminent looking and wears really short shorts. He's also gay, his preference is towards people his own age, so gmr better watch out.
Background: Issei was born an orphan but was adopted by a well to do family earning him rank and prestige among japans elite social class. His adopted father is a high ranking politician.
Cause of Death: After some zoku picked a fight with him he beat them all without even getting scratched, but then later he chocked on a chicken bone and died!
Name: Issei Mataloun
Age: 14
Sex: M
Race: Japanese
Height: 5.4
Weight: 145
Hair Color: greenish
Eye Color: blue
Career: student
Inventory: some really short shorts (eaeeeeeeaaak)
One Strength: The aura of smooth, for some reason he's very good at making people do stupid things against their better judgment.
One Weakness: He's annoying to the people that can't be charmed by his aura of smooth (like me)
Description: Issei is a fairly popular student at his school, botht he delinquents and the teachers are putty in his hands because he seems to possess the natural ability to manipulate people. He also seems to be exceedingly lucky and although he has no formal combat training he's very good in a fight. Issei is fairly efeminent looking and wears really short shorts. He's also gay, his preference is towards people his own age, so gmr better watch out.
Background: Issei was born an orphan but was adopted by a well to do family earning him rank and prestige among japans elite social class. His adopted father is a high ranking politician.
Cause of Death: After some zoku picked a fight with him he beat them all without even getting scratched, but then later he chocked on a chicken bone and died!