Squattin with Gantz. (Room4)

[♠DJ-JISHAKU♠]

Once every one has left the room he sits there silently smoking his cig thinking of what happened and how even though he was severly maimed , he still wooped ass and got the second largest score in the party.

He realizes the doors still open and he walks into the small hall and closes the door he then moves about the place investigating the kitchen area and then the storage room. He walks back into the main room and lays on the floor with a full mind.
After a few hours of deep thought his gaze eventualy passes the second door he sits up then walks over to it and turns the handle
(wiether it opens or not is up to you know who you are) after thourough investigation he pulls his wallet out and pulls his bank card "gotta find an ATM" and walks to the front door and heads out he looks around for a moment then finds a stack of dishes outside of an apt. door and takes the chopsticks (or silverware) and slides them into the door hinges and closes the door as far as it will go before the chopsticks stops it from closing. He then places a dish on the outside of the door to keep it in place.
He walks around till he finds an ATM and withdraws the japanese equivlent of $10,000 and loads his cargo pockets.
As he walks around he watches the sun come up and thinks about the distance of the Sun from Earth and how its only a meer fraction of our solar system and how far out space goes. He begins getting mental images of the alien creatures he had killed the last night. "I wonder where there from" a lady nearby looks up at him as if he was talking to her but then she looks away and begins to toddle off.
And then it hits him like a ton of bricks "THAT OLD LADY!" and he remembers "The lady from the bus station!" He spins around only to find her gone. "I'm losing it" and he heads off and begins looking for some kind of store and soon sees a shop keeper sweeping up the front of his store........."Ummmmm Ohio gizimas papa san? Uhhhh watashi ....open?" The shop keeper looks at him blankly for a moment then nods and says "Hai !.....me ehhh open." and smiles. John smiles back and points to himself "watashi John." The man walks into his store and John follows he walks around taking things he might need from the shelves and stacks it on the counter where the man starts to scan it. John walks over and begins picking up different manga till he comes to Naruto "YES!" and he grabs it up and sets it on the counter with the rest of his stuff. Once the man finishes scanning the goods he looks over to John as if to tell him to pay but John pulls a small wad of bills from his cargo pocket making sure noone else sees him do so. "Um what is this Yen?" And the man looks slightly frusterated and walks to the back room door. "OI OI OI YARI!!" And a girls comes out of the back "HAI papa". And the man starts speaking to the girl and she looks at John and John looks confused. She says to John in english but with a heavy accent "you american? <John> yes and I have no idea how to live in japan I have money but I dont know how to use nipponese money or speak the language understand?" She nods and says "a little , look on bill yes? You see number , yes you look at owings , yes you count by 100s in Yen no ones yes?"
John looks at the bills and then to the screen and figures it out "OH I GET IT! ok so I owe." and he pulls the same amout from the wad of cash and pays the man.
He then turns to the girl "hey listen your the only english speaking person I've met so far I'll pay you to teach me how to live like the nipponese you just say how much you want ok?" The girl turns to the man with a blank look and says something to the man he then looks at John "HAI Yari teach nipponese" he then says something back to the girl and she says "10,000 yen and I teach you like you born nipponese!" She laughs and then the man laughs , John smiles and then takes the bags off the counter and looks to the two of them. "I'll be back tommorow at 5:00PM heres 10,000" he pulls open the wad and counts out the money for her then hands over the money she looks at it and says "Domo arigato!" He looks back at her "watashi , John Smith." she smiles and says "Domo John-san" and he walks out.
On his way back to the apt he runs into a small group of sk8ter punk college students as he walks by he motions like hes smoking a joint and a guy laughs and nods. In retort to the surprising nod he pats his pocket and says "ummmmm.........watashi pothead" and the young man looks puzzled so John pats his pocket again and motions like hes smokin a joint again and the guys face lights up he then motions over to a total hippied out VW and John rolls his eyes and they step into the van and proceed to smoke. After a while he says his goodbys and heads back towards the apt stopping for only a brief moment to buy a few thick blankets> Upon arrival he expects the door to be closed but what is this its the same as when he left. He heads in and begins putting things in the proper place paying complete attention to keeping every thing hes brought in out of sight he will leave no trace of his passing. Once every thing is put away he closes the front door and heads to the extre room to sleep.

[♠DJ-JISHAKU♠]

After a long rest he awakes energized and ready to explore. He puts his black suit on but unsnapps the sleeves from the shoulder and neck section and then puts his normal clothing on over it. He feels weight in his pockets and pulls out the stacks of money and stuffs it into his rolled blanket. He straightens up the room so that everything take least amount of space as possable and exits the room. He shuts the door and goes into the bike room and takes a sword handle from the rack and sticks it into the inner pocket of his jaket and leaves that room and closes the door as he goes. He steps into the kitchen and opens the little fridge and takes out a few cans of juice he pops one and sucks it down then puts the other in his cargo pocket . He walks up to gantz and kneels
"Ok so you didnt teleport me out of here when I slept and the door hasnt locked yet , so I guess its ok that I stay here. I enjoy working for you and dont want you to be exposed , so I'm going to close the door please dont lock me out. In order for me to operate effectively I need the living space but , I sware to you I will work to the best off my abilities to meet and go above the call of duty. ......I'll see ya around , but I guess your watching me all the time so thats redundant." He gets up and walks out softly clicking the front door shut. He walks down the stairs and begins to explore. He spends several hours just walking about till he makes his way to the shop where he will start japanese lessons.
By the time he makes it there he has a thick military sleeping bag, a few towels , his toilettetries and grooming stuff , a powerful telescopic sight for a hunting rifle (claw mounts) and a sturdy thick "flying V" guitar and a second hand pair of roller blades.
He walks in and says "Kooo-nichiwah papa-san!" And he looks up surprised and replies "konichiwah johnny-san........good day?" he says "Hai." The moment the breath is used Yari walks out of the back room and freezes in curiosity at all the crap he has with him. "Oh all this stuff I kinda went shopping." She nods and they walk into the next room where theres a table and computer , next to that there stands a tall file cabnet. She sits next to the table and John follows she pulls a kiddy looking language book and opens it. She starts by telling him "This is a child school book , it feel strange to teach you with child book."
He says "oh thanx" and they start to read. 2 hours pass by and its getting dark he says "so let me get this straight ok every word in japanese is actualy a picture that says what the word is?" She nods and he says "damn that must mean yall have alot of pictures to learn in your life." She begins to laugh softly and he gives her a puzzled look "what?" She looks up at him and says "ye`all american word? Like the dukes of hazard?" He jumps up and yells "YEEEEEEEEAAAAA HAAAAAAAWWWWWWWW!!!"
She begins to bust out laughing and the man steps in back and yells at her in japanese. She becomes silent quickly but begins to laugh as he exits the doorway. John slaps his knees with both hands and slides them off "Welt I gotta split got crap to buy. Oh hey where do I get Sake? She shrugs and yells to her father in japanese and he pops his head into the doorway and says something back. After he finishes she turns to John and says "you buy sake over to next street and up left." He looks at her a momet to let the info process and then it hits "Oh ok across the street and to the left yeah?" She lights up "Hai" he says "how far left?" She comes back with "2..........sections?" "Blocks?" "Hai blocks." He says his goodbys and heads out after the liquer store. Once the task is complete he begins to walk back towards the room with a 12 pack and a bottle of Sake with the multy purpous lid.

[♠DJ-JISHAKU♠]

He makes it to the apt and manages to open the door with full hands. He walks in yelling "HONEY I'M HOME!" and starts to put his new things away and finishes stocking the fridge. After that he enters the bedroom and puts his things away. He gets a fresh pair of cloths he nad bought and walks to the bathroom. He takes a nice hot shower and after that he puts back on his Gantzer suit and then puts his new redneck looking cloths on. He shaves and does his everyday hygien stuff and walks out of the restroom. By now its fully dark and he walks over to the big windows and stares out. He lights a cigarette and realizes after its gone that hes still staring out the window. He walks back into the bedroom and pulls some money to stuff his wallet and pops his new cowboy hat on grabs a beer and heads out. It takes nearly 30 mins and hes standing infront of a night club , he pays admission and walks in.
Several hours pass and he stumbles out with two girls he stops a moment and says in semi broken japanese "my home is private yall got a place?" and the girls giggle and both yell "HAAAAAIIII!!!"
A short while later and a few slow blocks hes laughing and rounds the corner saying "OI OI OI WATASHI JIRAIYA!!!!"
The words leave his lips and is met with a strong punch to the face as it collides with Johns face the man howls in pain (in japanese) "OW MY FUCKING HAND IS BROKE!" Hes gripping his hand when a black gloves fist hammers his chin. It connects with a loud "FWACK" and the man floats helplessly through the air he lands hard and rolls across the ally and two more men walk into the light. John reaches into his jacket and pulls the Gantz sword but before he can pull it out he takes two gunshots in the chest he feels the thud but sees no blood the other men see theres no blood either and start stepping back wards. John grips the handles very loosely but grips useing the power of the suit as he swings it out. The blade seperates the men from there lower section and they fall apart in a bloody mess. He draws the blade in and pockets the sword but as he turns around the girls are gone. "OH thats nice" . He walks up to the bodies and starts to rummage through there stuff but hes soon hit with a strange feeling as if hes bitten off more than he can chew when he finds rolls of money a few guns and large tattoos of dragons on there backs. "AW FUCK I just killed ................ fuck." And he takes off towards the APT.

[♠DJ-JISHAKU♠]

Once inside he catches his breath and closes the front door. He heads to the monobike room and gets his X-rifle and slings it on his back. He pauses a moment and smirks. He fwips out his remote and starts inspecting the maps of the building looking for a main stairway once he finds it he heads out and to it. As he passes several levels he watches for cameras and if there are he goes stealth. He finds the door to the roof and investigates it thouroghly for alarms if there are any he stops to think and after a few mins the X-rifle is in his hand and hes fiddling with everything that looks like a switch knob or dial. After inspection of the back side he finds a small dial on the backside X contraption and he turns on the scope and looks in and begins turning the dial slowly. He watches as the screen gets smaller and more focused. "Hmmm....... a choke like a shotgun huh? Awsome damn Gman you got it figured out!
He focuses it to the max and begins searching for a power relay box. He spends almost 20 mins but finaly finds one he backs up and aims for the box door and fires. The usual flash and electronic whine and the shot hits direct. He backs up some more and waits soon there the usual explosion but this time instead of debris flying apart theres a ~PONG~ and the box door ,all bent out of shape, flies down the hall sliding across the floor.
He steps up as the smoke rolls out of the hall and into the open area in the middle of the building. after it clears , which takes no time , he sees that the inner part of the box is undamaged.
"Oh duh its not like a shotgun it energy not a projectile it energizes the first thing it hitts."
He fires another shot and slings the rifle as he runs to the back door the shot blows and the lights go out he pulls his Gsword and with an easy ~SHWINK~ and the lock falls off and he gets to the roof and shuts the door. As he turns around hes met with a huge open area. "Awsome!" and he sets the rifle under some pipes that go to the giant A/C unit. He turns around and runs back down passing the smokey power box and back to the apt. as he passes the front door he notices something on the floor in the corner hes never seen before he bends over and picks it up. "A wallet?" He opens it and reads the name "Kasou?" "OH the one dude with the special suit!" He takes it to the bedroom and puts it with his things and walks out. he goes and gets the sake and 12 pack and heads back up. As he passes the ciene of the crime theres a matinance man scratching his head and looking into the box John stops in his tracks but the man doesnt notice. "oh I'm cloaked." The man looks up "Huh?" but cant see anyone. John passes as quiet as possable and the man leaves right as he passes him. He runs up to the top again. He starts drawing big and small Silloettes on pieces of plywood around and standing then up in various yet stratiegic places all round the top of the building. He drinks a beer and starts sneaking around from one spot to another staying out of direct path to the targets and practicing the "kill n relocate" tactic consentrating on the noise ne makes and the nessissary rifle noise and the sound of the sword blade drawing in and out.
He also from time to time pulls the pistol that another Gantzer left lying there after the mission and uses that aswell to get the feel of all the weapons and exactly what kind of features they posses. If he comes on a target from the backside then that means hes behind an enemy.
He spends hours practicing useing the suit to maneuver and the weapons to attack till there are no targets left.

[♠DJ-JISHAKU♠]

By the time he has destroyed all the targets he heads to the market and buys as many watermelons as he can carry and brings them to the roof he sets them around the roof in random yet hard to tag places. Once there all set up he tosses acoin into the air and where ever it lands he stands on the very spot. Without leaving the spot he begins to try and tag the water melons with the sword from far away. He studies how the blade reacts how far the blade can be drawn and if its like a normal blade or if it has an easy slice feature similar to the (StarWars) vibro blades. He aims and ~SHWINK~ after several attempts he manages to tag a melon. he practices with the sword slow at first but a lil faster as he becomes more comfortable. He spends the entire night practicing and drinking a lil Sake untill hes exausted and heads back down stairs streatches and bathes. Once hes clean he goes to the bedroom and sets up his bed and goes to sleep.

[♠DJ-JISHAKU♠]

Once he awakes the next day he gets a sharp pain in his side and feels hot n clammy. He gets up and heads to the restroom and looks in the murror "god damn I look like shit" and jets towards the toilet and pukes. Once he feels stable again he cleans the toilet and sits on it he now knows for sure hes gettin ill. He finishes and cleans the bathroom well and goes to the kitchen and takes the rest of the cans of juice and Sake then heads back to his bed and rolls a joint . He drinks two cans of juice quick then takes a big swig of Sake and lights the joint . After the joint is gone he lays back down and says "fuckin japanese germs" and heads off to sleep land.

[Defectron]

After John goes to sleep a number of lasers fire out of the sphere. Johns sleeping form slowly dematerializes. He rematerialized inside of the girls locker room in the same high school that Kurono goes to. John was still asleep when this happened and didn't wake up yet.

"d4mn, th0ught h3 w0uld n3v3r l34v3!" appears on the balls screen before fading away.

[®onnie ®ude]

I kno this is your story and all but, omfg too funny! *near tears*

[♠DJ-JISHAKU♠]

Eyes open wide as he stares at naked teen chicks and in a Quantum leap moment ............................."Oh boy". He lifts his shirt up to reveal a rubber covered belly "oh god I thought I lost it" he then feels around for the sword handle but finds nothing. By now he realizes where he is he jumps up and lays a wet kiss on the hottest girl and goes all Naruto by tieing his Mist village head band on and yellin "KAGE BUSHIN NO JUTSU!" and making the hand gesture he leaps out the second story window and hits the ground running.
He takes off around the building and as he rounds the corner he slams into another person as the guy hits the ground so does the controller and the boy yells "OW shit watch where your going!"
And there eyes lock and inside John's head rings out (the same sound INO makes when she uses her control jutsu)
"You.......... another Gan.................." and before he can finish the words he hears off in the distance a girl scream from the window "BAKA HENTAI!" and he says to the boy "sorry bub but I'm out!" and as the suit powers up he sprints off unnaturaly fast.

Once he has regained his direction and bearings he sets out to find his friend the shop keepers daughter.
After a long walk he reaches an area he recognizes and soon finds himself back at the apt building he heads up to (the apt) and tries to open the door once fully established it cant be jimmied open he yells out "COME ON Gman I need my SHIT!"
He slaps the door and runs up to the roof and gets the hidden rifle and pops it into a left duffle bag and walks out to the shop for help. He arives at his destination and after a few moments of frantic begging Yari comes through the back door and begins to yell at her father moments after that she says "we can not refuse those in need he wants 50,000 YEN a month its small room with restroom but good looking room"

[♠DJ-JISHAKU♠]

Hours later he drops his new nessesities and a small futon mattress. Yari walks in and says "COOOONICHIWAH JUN" he responds with "Moshi Moshi" and she starts to giggle. He stares blankly for a moment then says "uuuuuuuuuuuuh nani?" "Moshi Moshi for hello on phone" he smiles feeling really stupid "Watashi Baka" John spaces out a moment obviously thinking of something deep "hey if I tell you a secret you promise not to tell?" She looks around nervous of what hes about to say she answers saying "maybe" He looks at her and then around the room "I work for a secret orginization in japan nothing illegal I just cant tell you who. I design weapons for certain military orginizations and Nippon is one of them." He fwips his wrist but nothing happenes "what the" his eyes explore his empty controller holster "SHIT!" He grabs the duffle and stands up "hey sweety I'll be back tommorrow dont worry ok ?" And he bolts out the door and soon he sees the APT. building and passes it. A while after that he comes back to the school he was mysteriously spirited away to. He scopes out the area looking for a high point he sees an Apt. building and starts up the fire escape till hes on the roof.
He opens the duffle and pulls a rolled up towel and lays it out he lays on it and retreaves the X-rifle then he pulls the cylinder and opens the stock hatch and reinserts the core exactly as it goes with the short nodes slid into place once he pops it shut it makes a "Ghostbusters proton pack" charging. He takes the towel up and heads to the center of the roof and climbs up onto the roof access door roof and aims in watching the school meticulasly for the student he ran into. An hour passes by and he hears the final bell ring from across the street.

[♠DJ-JISHAKU♠]

"Sounds like a grandfather clock" he says at the end of the X-rifle scope. Monents later he sees students leaveing the building there becomeing a massive crowd and spotting becomes impossable but he stays there still watching at an angle from the school scanning the enterances. After no more than 5 mins the crowd thins and most of the students have left. He continues to watch like a predator awaiting his meal. Nearly 15 mins have passed and he begins to give up hope he thinks he sees a form move just past the scopes range and he zooms out to see his target leaving from the back and hes headed past the building hes on.
He slings the X-rifle and rolls off the access roof top and land like spiderman on all fours he grins and his body ripples all over swelling his entire body he leaps up and onto the edge of the roof and watches him pass the front . He leaps backwards into a flip and onto the fire escape. He grips the railings and leaps over the edge drops two stories and bounds from the platform and across an ally between the two buildings and catches a railing on the opposite building. He drops one story and lands on his feet. He creaps to the edge of the ally and waits. Theres a pause and he gets "the feeling" and just then he sees a figures shadow from directly around the corner.
Without hesitation he snatches the form up and slings it up and into the allyway. The figure hits the ground with a hard thud and a short roll. Just as John sees him begin to roll he bounds up two stories and comes down over his target. His feet slam down hard next to the sides if the target as it rolls over to face its assailant. John bends over him , hes a boy roughly 18 with short brown hair and "a face you cant trust". John grabs the collar of the boys jacket and slings him aginst the wall and is being slamed again into the wall as he bounces back.
Just then he hears a "click/clack" sound on the cement , he looks down and sees the controller and smiles. He picks it up and the boy drops then he places it into its holster and picks the boy up to his feet "THANX! Thats all I wanted" He pulls 50,000YEN and sticks it into the boys shirt pocket . He turns around , begins to walk off , lifts his elbow and fwips out his remote. A press on the button and he disappears as he walks away.

[♠DJ-JISHAKU♠]

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