Post by Dane on Nov 12, 2007 18:18:19 GMT -5
Howlett sat in his apartment in Tokyo, having just finished his daily exercises, 1000 squats, 1000 sit-ups, 1000 handstand push-ups, and an hour of leg and arm stretches. He took a shower, got dressed in his usual black suit and walked out to his yellow vespa scooter to go buy the new Young Jump and Weekly Shonen Jump. After he picked up his magazines, he stopped off at a local noodle bar at which he was a regular.
"Oh, hey Howlett-kun!" one of the cute waitresses, Yuki said. "Y'want your usual seat, yeah?" she asked.
"Please, Yuki-hime" Howlett said, grinning. He walked over to the bar and sat down on the stool.
"Hey, Howlett-san." the chef said as he sat down. "How's it goin'?" he asked.
"Pretty good, Suzuki-sama." Howlett said.
"Y'gonna order?" Suzuki asked.
"Yeah, can I get a tea and barbecue pork ramen?" Howlett asked.
"Sure, comin' right up!" Suzuki said, starting on the Ramen. It was still quite early in the afternoon, so Yuki came over to chat with Howlett.
They joked and laughed for a while. An hour and three bowls of Ramen later, Howlett said his goodbyes and left. He started up his Vespa and left. He kept driving until he got to a rather desolate part of the area. He parked his scooter and got off. He walked along the sidewalk whistling Ode to Joy. He finally stopped in front of the door of a run down house. He slowly opened the door and walked inside. Suddenly, three armed Yakuza rushed out into the hallway.
"The hell're ya doing here!?" one of them demanded.
"Hm?" Howlett said. "This ain't the candy store?" he asked. "Ah well, any of you guys got a lollipop?" he asked.
The three looked at him like he was an idiot.
"Uh...no." one of them responded finally.
"Meh..." Howlett said, turning around. He began to walk away when he suddenly stopped. "Oh yeah, just one more thing, yeah?" he said. He suddenly spun around wielding two pistols. He fired off three shots, killing all three men. He spun his pistols around and blew the smoke from the tips.
He reached into his pocket and pulled out a lollipop.
"Huh... forgot I had this." he said, taking the wrapper off and putting it in his mouth.
Suddenly his phone rang. The ringtone was some pop song that Yuki had put on the phone. He pulled it out of his pocket and answered.
"Howlett's sexy chatline. It'll be 99 cents for the first dirty thirty sex-onds. Other charges will apply." he said.
"...What?" the voice on the other line said.
"Oh, hey, Yamato-sama" he said. "So... I'm in the house and just took out three Yakuza."
"Alright, I don't care how many you kill, just get the briefcase." Yamato said.
"Whatever." Howlett said, hanging up.
He continued down the hallway. He pulled his lollipop out of his mouth and savored the flavor.
"Mm... Strawberry." he said happily before putting it back in his mouth.
"Oh, hey Howlett-kun!" one of the cute waitresses, Yuki said. "Y'want your usual seat, yeah?" she asked.
"Please, Yuki-hime" Howlett said, grinning. He walked over to the bar and sat down on the stool.
"Hey, Howlett-san." the chef said as he sat down. "How's it goin'?" he asked.
"Pretty good, Suzuki-sama." Howlett said.
"Y'gonna order?" Suzuki asked.
"Yeah, can I get a tea and barbecue pork ramen?" Howlett asked.
"Sure, comin' right up!" Suzuki said, starting on the Ramen. It was still quite early in the afternoon, so Yuki came over to chat with Howlett.
They joked and laughed for a while. An hour and three bowls of Ramen later, Howlett said his goodbyes and left. He started up his Vespa and left. He kept driving until he got to a rather desolate part of the area. He parked his scooter and got off. He walked along the sidewalk whistling Ode to Joy. He finally stopped in front of the door of a run down house. He slowly opened the door and walked inside. Suddenly, three armed Yakuza rushed out into the hallway.
"The hell're ya doing here!?" one of them demanded.
"Hm?" Howlett said. "This ain't the candy store?" he asked. "Ah well, any of you guys got a lollipop?" he asked.
The three looked at him like he was an idiot.
"Uh...no." one of them responded finally.
"Meh..." Howlett said, turning around. He began to walk away when he suddenly stopped. "Oh yeah, just one more thing, yeah?" he said. He suddenly spun around wielding two pistols. He fired off three shots, killing all three men. He spun his pistols around and blew the smoke from the tips.
He reached into his pocket and pulled out a lollipop.
"Huh... forgot I had this." he said, taking the wrapper off and putting it in his mouth.
Suddenly his phone rang. The ringtone was some pop song that Yuki had put on the phone. He pulled it out of his pocket and answered.
"Howlett's sexy chatline. It'll be 99 cents for the first dirty thirty sex-onds. Other charges will apply." he said.
"...What?" the voice on the other line said.
"Oh, hey, Yamato-sama" he said. "So... I'm in the house and just took out three Yakuza."
"Alright, I don't care how many you kill, just get the briefcase." Yamato said.
"Whatever." Howlett said, hanging up.
He continued down the hallway. He pulled his lollipop out of his mouth and savored the flavor.
"Mm... Strawberry." he said happily before putting it back in his mouth.